eloande
23Raleigh, United States
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My self-summary
First order of business: read my profile before you message me plebs.

My pronouns are they/theirs or him/his. If you misgender me in your message that's a real quick way to get on the shit-list so be polite. Masculine epithets are ok, if you call me a lady I'll cut you.

Bisexual and Polyamorous. Into comics and art. Once upon a time I used to draw.
What I’m doing with my life
Playing a lot of World of Warcraft to keep me from falling into the suicidal void.
I’m really good at
Imitating large sections of Stand-Up Comedy acts, Recognizing voices in animated films, Blogging, Cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
I am small and obnoxious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Neil Gaiman or Diana Wynne Jones. Working my way through Pratchett's Discworld

The Fifth Element, The Avengers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, What We Do In The Shadows

I love The X Files, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Steven Universe, Daredevil

One Direction, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Fall Out Boy, Dragonette, Daft Punk, Red Hot Chili Peppers

My favorite foods include anything starchy and salty. I love Japanese and Vietnamese food. I drink a lot of tea. (No I mean, like a lot of tea.)
Six things I could never do without
1) my computer
2) tea
3) my art
4) my pets
5) autumn
6) people to talk to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wondering how I managed to fling myself into this dumpster fire. Wondering how I can ever crawl out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for dank memes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wonder what it's like to be able to keep my thoughts in my own head.
You should message me if
-you have any (serious) questions
-you're interested in getting to know me (at my pace, not yours.)
-you'd like my tumblr url
-if you have excellent bone structure

-If you message me just saying "hi" or "what's up" I will ignore you.
-if you voted for trump literally do not even look at me you nazi shit.
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