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My self-summary
Generally speaking, I am a sane person. I miss holding hands while driving. Do I want to be in a "serious relationship"? I don't know. I'm happy to meet people and drink, eat & be merry with them making progressively reckless choices until we get sick of each other or die.

I'm a born and bred New Yorker. Live in north Nj work in NYC. My friends and family like me and want to spend time with me. I work out as needed and watch my diet because it works. If it didn't I'd eat bacon as if it were my job to do it.

I have 3 sons-22 (freaks me out too...), 20 & 11. I love & like them. If that's overwhelming to you I'm sorry. Please don't weird me out with awkward kid questions. I'm looking for companionship and not an insta-dad.

As far as NSA OR FWB or any of the other acronyms: I'm not your friend, buddy. Are we even friends? Why are you sure I'm going to fall in love with you and need to marry you? Also, how do you know the opposite won't be the case?
What I’m doing with my life
Gym, work, mommy, socialize/hermit (75/25 ratio), sleep, rinse & repeat
I’m really good at
connect 4

I aced the Irish okcupid test. That gave me great joy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm about 5'-11"/6' in my heels.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bell jar, glengarry glen Ross, law & order, 90s reggae, bacon
Six things I could never do without
I'm treating this like a zombie apocalypse question-
-Non zombie friends & family
-Coconuts: food and water and weapons all in one compact portable vessel
-Tequila: for consumption and first aid
-Shotgun w ammo
-Jeep wrangler w gas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Midgets and unicorns. Specifically blue unicorns.


Wait for it...

On a typical Friday night I am
Binge watching a series.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pick my nose.
You should message me if
You actually want to meet and not exchange a mind numbing # of messages and pic requests.

You abhor phone conversations.

You agree that coffee dates are awful.

You are a grown up with kidlike tendencies.

You are good, fun & funny, nice, strong, smart, damaged but in working condition.

You are easy going and open minded.

You are willing to stay out until it's time for breakfast if that's how the night went.

You can tolerate my inane conversation about how instant ice cubes will be the greatest invention of our time even if it just means you'll politely yes me until I shut up.

You'll warm me up when I'm cold.

You have pics of you up that are current and of your face.

You are real, authentic, open to possibility not stuck to a script.
The two of us