I'm a born and bred New Yorker. My friends and family like me and want to spend time with me. I work out as needed and watch my diet because it works. If it didn't I'd eat bacon as if it were my job to do it.
I have 3 sons-21(freaks me out too...), 20 & 11. I love & like them. If it freaks you out I'm sorry and please don't freak me out with weird kid questions. I'm looking for companionship and not an insta-dad.
As far as NSA OR FWB or any of the other acronyms: Are we even friends? Why are you sure I'm going to fall in love with you and need to marry you? Also, how do you know the opposite won't be the case?
If you need me to confirm that I will have sex with you and that the methods employed will correspond to whatever contrived sexual playbook you're currently sure is the latest and greatest most hip refreshing sex trends before meeting- you're not someone I'd have sex with. Referring to sex as "playtime" or "naughty" is like nails on chalkboard to me. I'm sorry if I sound like a bitch or a cynic there's no judgement here just not my thing.
I aced the Irish okcupid test. That gave me great joy.
-Non zombie friends & family
-Coconuts: food and water and weapons all in one compact portable vessel
-Tequila: for consumption and first aid
-Shotgun w ammo
-Jeep wrangler w gas
Wait for it...
Please have pics that are of your face not "I will provide pics if you ask for them"?