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My self-summary
'Some kind of strange twilight magic.'

All Bonobo; Zero Chimp.

My beard is 14 years older than the median Seattle beard.

Snapchat is very hard.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out Snapchat. It's hard.

Privatizing public health for fun + profit.

Allergy shots — because some of you cuties have cats.
I’m really good at
Feeling safe walking in Pioneer Square at night by myself.

Checking my privilege.

Cashing checks with my iPhone.

Skiing. Aspen.
The first things people usually notice about me
Photos? Often a stern look. Furrowed bushy brow. Cold green eyes.

Life? My smile. Go figure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
— Munch — 
My cow is currently enjoying a diet of clover'n'grass, hoooofing it up the hills of the Wallowas in North-Eastern Oregon, enjoying a life that very few cattle these days are blessed with. Soon, she will be on my plate—your's too if you'd like a taste—and I will be grateful for the work she put into converting the scrub and sun of the Earth into gamey proteins and rich healthy fats that will sustain me for a year to come. Thank you cow.

— Read —

Favorite James Baldwin
Social justice screeds by establishment intellectuals. Orwell, Zinn, Robert Reich, John Perkins
Dead White Guys Hemingway, Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Miller, Twain, Wilde, Dosteovsky, Fitzgerald, Thompson
Alive White Guys Chabon, Pollan, Irving, Pynchon
Short Story Collections Miranda July, Atwood, Kafka, Joyce
Self-Help Opening Up, Sex at Dawn

— Watch —
 Woody Allen.

— Listen — 
I don't listen to music, but I won't object to listening to yours.
Six things I could never do without
Chocolates. Goggle Lenses. Fantasies. &Clouds bursting with champagne powder. Sky. Pants.

Humor. Wine. Air. Bath Towels. Socks.

Well-Seasoned Cast Iron. Worn T-Shirts. Growth Trees.

Space Needles
It's time to build additional Space Needles. At least six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fertility Awareness Method

The Master Plan
New York Springs, Seattle Summers, Aspen Winters

#80 Vine, Seattle, WA 98121

tax policy & the economy 1950-1981 vs 1981-present

Guaranteed Basic Income
a $15 min wage is a start

salacious-desire, seduction, & sex as a team sport

cruising to argentina in my '77 vw westfalia for a steak
w/a lovely lass tied up in the passenger seat being mistaken for a columbian kidnap victim.

Professor Blakstone. (luvable, but grumpy bunny)
& the status of his food bucket, water bucket, and litter bucket

"The sex was incredible, and then he sent me home with a steak."
On a typical Friday night I am
Tom was making a drawing when Samuel came in.

Samuel looked at the drawing. What is it?

I'm trying to work out a gate-opener so a man won't have to get out of his rig. Here's the pull-rod to open the latch.

What's going to open it?

I figured a strong spring.

Samuel studied the drawing. Then what's going to close it?

This bar here. It would slip to this spring with the tension the other way.

I see, said Samuel. It might work too, if the gate was truly hung. And it would only take twice as much time to make and keep up as twenty years of getting out of the rig and opening the gate.

Tom protested, Sometimes with a skittish horse—

I know, said his father. But the main reason is that it's fun.

Tom grinned. Caught me, he said.

East of Eden John Steinbeck
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
6.5" of girth. Yes, it is magical. Try it.

I haven't made a male friend in decades.
You should message me if
You are /into/ bi men & love to watch.

You live in the suburbs by choice and are willing to patiently explain to an urban elitist why.

You already have several handsome lads in your life. But. Well. You're greedy. =D

You brush your teeth at least twice daily.

You've seen me naked on fetlife.

🚔 Not looking for a partner in crime. 🚔
The two of us