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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Eric. Yes, the kiddo is mine and she is with me a large majority of the time. I've been divorced for a few years and I am ready to meet some new people.
What I’m doing with my life
Working six days a week, and raising the coolest little lady. I love to get out every once and awhile for some fun, which could entail many different things, depending on my mood.
I’m really good at
Being a little too sarcastic for some peoples taste. Cooking, being a friend, napping, making people laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Long Walk by Stephen King, "Where The Red Fern Grows"

Shows - The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, 24, Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother, The Americans, House of Cards

Movies - Dumb and Dumber, Lord of The Rings, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Pineapple Express, Marvel films. Many many more

Music - Phish, Led Zeppelin, Allman Brothers, Dream Theater, The Werks, Mike Gordon, Incubus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bela Fleck & The Flecktones, Victor Wooten, Garaj Mahal, Frank Zappa, Metallica, moe., Van Halen, Doug Johns, Richard Thompson, Pink Floyd, Grateful Dead, Martin Sexton. I love funk, and I really enjoy finding new bands that are more obscure.
The six things I could never do without
1. Taking shirtless selfies
2. Sending dick pics
3. Using terrible pick up lines
4. Forcing my dates to pick up the check with my flawless "I forgot my wallet" routine
5. Honking repeatedly in the driveway when I arrive to pick up my date
6. Being a sarcastic asshat ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to do with my free time
You should message me if
If you are genuine.