Shows - The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, 24, Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother, The Americans, House of Cards
Movies - Dumb and Dumber, Lord of The Rings, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Pineapple Express, Marvel films. Many many more
Music - Phish, Led Zeppelin, Allman Brothers, Dream Theater, The Werks, Mike Gordon, Incubus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bela Fleck & The Flecktones, Victor Wooten, Garaj Mahal, Frank Zappa, Metallica, moe., Van Halen, Doug Johns, Richard Thompson, Pink Floyd, Grateful Dead, Martin Sexton. I love funk, and I really enjoy finding new bands that are more obscure.
2. Sending dick pics
3. Using terrible pick up lines
4. Forcing my dates to pick up the check with my flawless "I forgot my wallet" routine
5. Honking repeatedly in the driveway when I arrive to pick up my date
6. Being a sarcastic asshat ;)