26Manchester, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm a bloke called Emrys from Manchester. There isn't much to me, really. I like to think I'm friendly and passably intelligent, though my friends often compare my persona to that of a fourty year old man.


Shut up! I'm not interested! These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you respond to this ad. PS: No dogs.

I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman.
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting away the years until I'm dead and gone. Sounds depressing, I know, but I'm not a man of high academic or professional ambitions and I never will be. Don't get me wrong, though, I definitely enjoy myself.
I’m really good at
Debating the tiniest things for hours at a time if I can find someone to indulge me. I'm a master procrastinator, pretty good with techy stuff, I like to think I can say the right things at the right times and I'm hot shit at poker. Oh, and I can cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have shoulder length brown hair, tends to get commented on. I also have a weird name that's recently showed up in a TV show.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies and TV tastes are pretty much thriller/fantasy/sci-fi orientated. I'm a bit of a nerd, what can I say.

My musical tastes are so diverse it's pointless going into it; I'd be here all day. A friend once said "You only like music that takes talent to make.", which is a lovely way to put it so I'll just say that.

Annnd, I like food. Food is awesome. Pretty much anything but chinese food. (Sorry, I know it's an unpopular opinion.) Always looking to try something new.
Six things I could never do without
A candle.
Debate topics.
Public transport.
A cooker/oven.
Tea and coffee making facilities.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human interaction. People fascinate me. (Not in a weird way or anything, I don't collect body parts.) I like to try and understand why people do what they do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out and about with some wonderful and generally drunken individuals or in my house with facebook, computer games and music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid I convinced myself I could fly. This led to me full on throwing myself down the stairs and cracking my skull open on the radiator at the bottom. I still have the scar through my left eyebrow.

I was a strange child.
You should message me if
You wanna end up having a completely insignificant and pointless conversation over the internet with a stranger? Then go nuts.

If I really like you I might even attempt to kidnap you for a few hours and buy you a coffee/tea/beverage of your choice.
The two of us