emulsionist
32 Ostfildern, Germany
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My self-summary
I bring order to chaos and chaos to order. Order is boring and chaos is unacceptable. I focus on the journey. My favourite color is grey.
What I’m doing with my life
Just hanging in there making the best of what is happening and enjoying my freedom. Preparing for both a zombie apocalypse and a comfortable retirement (I am versatile like that).
I’m really good at
Squats, omlettes, listening, not taking things seriously (and making fun of them), taking things seriously (and still making fun of them).
The first things people usually notice about me
Friends have told me they can make me out from afar or in the dark because of my distinct, bouncy walking style. Then they draw similarities with Jar-Jar Binks to tease me. This is why I am looking for new friends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: If Brandon Sanderson and Patrick Rothfuss would write more books, I wouldn't read anything else. But alas, they do not and so I read books that are recommended by someone whose opinion I value. (Come to think of it, I could not give a potential date a bigger compliment than elevating them into that illustruous circle.)

Food: Cooking is a passion, I love cooking simple dishes excellently. Specifics are changing with the seasons.
The six things I could never do without
1. trying new secret dance moves in the shower
2. powerlifting
3. massive music/movie/book/internet consumption
4. humor
5. friends
6. coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thunder storms. Batman. I need to use more cable ties. Farting in the bathtub, gross or boss? Turtles are kind of neat. Should I get a cat? I want to lift heavy things. Damn them for cancelling Firefly.

That's a sample of the last 5 minutes.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym, hanging out with friends or watching a movie at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is no part of my body where I am not ticklish. If you touch me in a wrong I will either involuntarily punch you or surrender to a fetal position (crying).
You should message me if
you're a princess with a chill dude trapped inside of her, looking for a chill dude with a princess trapped inside of him (in a totally conformist and heterosexual way) and want to acknowledge each other's princessdudeness. And maybe have a look what else can be found in there...
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