Bobby Hill is my spirit animal and my life coach. As a result, I have the world's worst sense of humor.
Some of my favorite books are Catch-22 and The Great Gatsby. I promise I graduated 8th grade.
But not really.
The single best thing I've seen on this website was someone answering this question with "Cultivating a late-'90s WWF aesthetic" and there is absolutely no way I can top that so why even bother trying, honestly. Punting this section.
I'm serious. Let's talk about your dog.
I don't respond to "Hey." Or "Hey there." Let's have a conversation. Preferably about your dog.
Also, it's not really mentioned anywhere on this profile (with the exception of the Bobby Hill name check earlier), but I am actually a pretty big nerd. So it would be cool if you're at least okay with that.