28Parker, United States
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My self-summary
I specialize in training kodiak bears to sit cross legged and high-five. I have an extensive fanny pack collection. Coloring books are neat.
What I’m doing with my life
Competeting in an international underground hopscotch circuit.
I’m really good at
My job.
The first things people usually notice about me
My buns or eye balls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Barenstein Bears, Zoobooks, Hogwarts a History, the adventures of Scroty McBugerballs
Six things I could never do without
1. My wheel barrow
2. My ninja turtles underwear
3. PBR
4. Toilet paper
5. My seasons 1-3 of Rugrats
6. Any type of good food/bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How smelly the International Space Station must be. They can't properly bathe and have limited space for hygene products. Also, farts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plowing snow, working out, or drinking beers at an undisclosed location.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a pen pal from Antarctica and he stopped responding 3 years ago. I haven't told anyone.
You should message me if
You know where Carmen San Diego is.
The two of us