I'm here for non-monogamous/polyamorous/poly-friendly people who are laid back, yet passionate about what they do and generally willing to go on adventures and pour diet coke (+/-JD) into my face while talking about all sorts of stuff. Mostly I'm here to meet new people, make friends and see what happens.
I'm all about pursuing new experiences and having fun - I'm not quite ready to grow up yet!
Drinking diet coke.
Having waterproof shoulders.
Having a Peter Pan/Wendy complex.
Two things I'm often asked about (JFGI):
Suspension: Yes the hooks are real.
Polyamory: I am available, but have zero interest in monogamy (conversely, this does not guarantee entry into my pants!).
Books: 'Breaking News: an autozombiography' by NJ Hallard; '1984' by George Orwell, 'Seven Deadly Sins' by Corey Taylor, 'Mr Nice' by Howard Marks. Just finished the Peculiar Children books, now reading Rivers of London.
Movies: The Crow, Hackers, Human Traffic, Bowling for Columbine, Harry Potter, 28 Days Later, The Matrix, 8 Mile, Dogma, Shaun of the Dead, Empire Records, The Breakfast Club, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Tank Girl, Sherlock Holmes, Iron Sky, Avengers Assemble, some Disney/Pixar, Nightmare Before Christmas and 300 and Rise of an Empire.
Music: I like an eclectic mix of rock, metal, dance/EBM, rap, pop and goodness knows what else. I'm a metaller at heart, I love getting in the mosh pit, but I don't do it as much as I used to (there is a rant connected to this).
TV: favourites include Sherlock, Doctor Who, Blackadder, Black Books, Red Dwarf, South Park, Spaced, Star Trek (not OS), stand up and all sorts of documentaries.
Food: roast dinner, pizza, Chinese, pasta, pesto, and bacon. Always bacon.
Diet Coke (ah, but if you cut me, do I not fizz?)
My phone and/or the internet
(Maslow's hierarchy of needs notwithstanding....)
I have a nerdy/geeky obsession, you'll pick up on it soon enough.
I'm rather kinky (but quite private about it).
Oh, and I sing a lot.
If you have at least some idea of your zombie apocalypse plan.
If you have an idea for a fun and interesting adventure, dates at the pub/coffee shop/cinema are boring!
Fair warning: Any one word messages, trolls, text speak, sexual advances, PUA tactics, disrespectful shit or permutations of "Hi how are you?" are likely to be met with silence; or nonsense and/or scathing retorts; and/or shared with anyone and everyone. I mess with/block dickheads and report bad photos, while my friends get drunk, get hold of my profile and cause havoc. "Fairly warned, says I..."
NB: y'all aren't even trying any more, stop this ctrl+V shit!