I'm a 33 year old teenager, a rather maternal and eclectic person. I'm into hook suspension, body mods, being social, and adventures. I quote stuff a lot and I'm addicted to Diet Coke. I'm fiercely loyal, a little bit geeky, love to challenge stereotypes and allergic to bullshit - especially on here!
I'm looking for non-monogamous/polyamorous (or poly-friendly) people who are laid back, yet passionate about what they do and generally willing to go on adventures and pour diet coke (with or without JD) into my face while talking about all sorts of stuff.
I'm not actively looking for new partners at the moment, but I'm usually happy to chat to new people, make friends and then see what happens.
I'm all about pursuing new experiences and having fun - I'm not quite ready to grow up yet!
Drinking copious amounts of diet coke.
Having waterproof shoulders, for those in need of them.
Having a Peter Pan/Wendy complex.
Two things I'm often asked about (Google's your friend here):
Suspension: Crewing suspension events, suspending, and doing admin work for the team are important to me.
Polyamory: I cohabit with my boyfriend and my platonic husband, and I have other relationships. This means I am available, but have zero interest in monogamy (conversely, this does not guarantee entry into my pants!).
Books: 'Breaking News: an autozombiography' by NJ Hallard; '1984' by George Orwell, 'Seven Deadly Sins' by Corey Taylor, 'Mr Nice' by Howard Marks, Girl on the Net's book, Warm Bodies, The Hunger Games trilogy, and some more I'll add to this list later!
Movies: The Crow, Hackers, Human Traffic, Bowling for Columbine, the Harry Potter films, 28 Days Later, The Matrix, 8 Mile, Dogma, Shaun of the Dead, the Pirates of the Caribbean films, Girl, Interrupted, Empire Records, The Breakfast Club, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Tank Girl, Sherlock Holmes, Iron Sky, Avengers Assemble, a smattering of Disney/Pixar, Nightmare Before Christmas and (last but by no means least) 300 and Rise of an Empire.
Music: My top three artists are Linkin Park, Slipknot and Eminem. Along with them I like an eclectic mix of rock, metal, dance/EBM, rap, pop and goodness knows what else. I'm a metaller at heart, I love getting in the mosh pit, but I don't do it as much as I used to (there is a rant connected to this).
TV: favourites include Sherlock, Doctor Who, Blackadder, Black Books, Red Dwarf, South Park, Spaced, Star Trek (not OS). Stand up comedy and a variety of documentaries feature highly on my most watched list too!
Food: roast dinner, pizza, Chinese, pasta, pesto, and bacon. Always bacon. I like having a well stocked kitchen and can make some pretty good noms :)
My people and the hugs they give me.
Diet Coke (ah, but if you cut me, do I not fizz?)
My phone and/or the internet
I have a nerdy/geeky obsession, you'll pick up on it soon enough.
I'm rather kinky (but quite private about it).
Oh, and I sing a lot.
If you have an idea for a fun and interesting adventure, dates at the pub/coffee shop/cinema are boring!
Fair warning: Any one word messages, trolls, text speak, sexual advances, PUA tactics, disrespectful shit or permutations of "Hi how are you?" are likely to be met with silence; or nonsense and/or scathing retorts; and/or shared with anyone and everyone. I mess with/block dickheads and report bad photos, while my friends get drunk, get hold of my profile and cause havoc. "Fairly warned, says I..."