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My self-summary
I'm a 34 year old teenager, a rather maternal and eclectic person. I'm into hook suspension, body mods, being social, and having adventures. I quote stuff a lot and I'm addicted to Diet Coke. I'm fiercely loyal, a little bit geeky, love to challenge stereotypes and allergic to bullshit... especially on here!

I'm here for ethnically non-monogamous/polyamorous/poly-friendly people who are laid back, yet passionate about what they do, and generally willing to go on adventures and pour diet coke (+/-JD) into my face while talking about all sorts of stuff. Mostly, I'm here to meet new people, make friends and see what happens. Read (skim even) to the end or expect to be ignored...
What I’m doing with my life
I live in South London, work with kids and crew/admin a hook suspension team. I'm something of a social moth (like a butterfly but with less bright colours and more night time antics).
I'm all about pursuing new experiences and having fun - I am not quite ready to grow up yet!
I’m really good at
Plans and adventures.
Transport, especially London.
Drinking diet coke.
Having waterproof shoulders.
Having a Peter Pan/Wendy complex.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually it's the piercings, and the fact that I'm rarely without diet coke/my phone. I'm really committed to my friend and partners; family, and being an aunty is really important to me.

Two things I'm often asked about (JFGI):
Suspension: Yes the hooks are real, yes I enjoy it, no you can't touch it.
Polyamory: I am available, but I have zero interest in monogamy. Conversely, this does *not* guarantee entry into my pants!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Poppy Z Brite, JK Rowling.
Books: 'Breaking News: an autozombiography' by NJ Hallard; '1984' by George Orwell, 'Seven Deadly Sins' by Corey Taylor, 'Mr Nice' by Howard Marks. Just finished the Peculiar Children books, now reading Rivers of London.

Movies: The Crow, Hackers, Human Traffic, Bowling for Columbine, Harry Potter, 28 Days Later, The Matrix, 8 Mile, Dogma, Shaun of the Dead, Empire Records, The Breakfast Club, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Tank Girl, Sherlock Holmes, Iron Sky, Avengers Assemble, some Disney/Pixar, Nightmare Before Christmas and 300 and Rise of an Empire. (this needs updating!)

Music: I like an eclectic mix of rock, metal, dance/EBM, rap, pop and goodness knows what else. I'm a metaller at heart, I love getting in the mosh pit, but I don't do it as much as I used to (there is a rant connected to this).

TV: favourites include Sherlock, Doctor Who, Blackadder, Black Books, Red Dwarf, South Park, Spaced, Star Trek (not OS), stand up and all sorts of documentaries.

Food: roast dinner, pizza, Chinese, pasta, pesto, and bacon. Always bacon.
Six things I could never do without
My people; diet Coke; my phone/the internet; music; adventures and suspension/body modification.

(Maslow's hierarchy of needs notwithstanding)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lyrics/music, internet, life, work, seeing my people, making plans, my family, adventures, arranging suspension events, my next mod and/or suspension, what piercing would suit that random person on the train...
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights can mean packing a bag and going to stay with a partner/friends/family, going on some sort of adventure, getting the eyeliner out and going clubbing/to a gig, or chilling at home, playing xbox, Wii, board or card games, or watching stuff with one or more lovely people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like watching Jeremy Kyle (ironically).
I have a nerdy/geeky obsession, you'll pick up on it soon enough.
I'm a sucker for an accent (especially South African, Irish and German)
I'm rather kinky (sub), but quite private about it.
Oh, and I sing a lot.
You should message me if
You think you have done something more weird on the tube than I have.
You have at least some idea of your zombie apocalypse plan.
If you have an idea for a fun and interesting adventure, dates at the pub/coffee shop/cinema are boring!

Fair warning: If your message is shit, one word, copy pasted crap, trolling, text speak, sexual advances, PUA tactics, disrespectful shit or permutations of "Hi how are you?"), it is likely to be met with silence; nonsense and/or scathing retorts; and/or shared with anyone and everyone. I mess with/block eejits, and report bad photos, while my friends get drunk, get hold of my profile and cause havoc.
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