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My self-summary
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I'm a 33 year old teenager, a rather maternal and eclectic person. I'm into hook suspension, body mods, being social, and adventures. I quote stuff a lot and I'm addicted to Diet Coke. I'm fiercely loyal, a little bit geeky, love to challenge stereotypes and allergic to bullshit - especially on here!

I'm looking for non-monogamous/polyamorous (or poly-friendly) people who are laid back, yet passionate about what they do and generally willing to go on adventures and pour diet coke (with or without JD) into my face while talking about all sorts of stuff.

I'm not actively looking for new partners at the moment, but I'm usually happy to chat to new people, make friends and then see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
I live in South London and work with children and young people with special needs/disabilities and their families; I also crew with a suspension team and I'm something of a social moth (like a butterfly but with less bright colours and more night time antics).
I'm all about pursuing new experiences and having fun - I'm not quite ready to grow up yet!
I’m really good at
Plans and adventures.
London transport.
Drinking copious amounts of diet coke.
Having waterproof shoulders, for those in need of them.
Having a Peter Pan/Wendy complex.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually it's the piercings, and the fact that I'm rarely without diet coke and my phone.

Two things I'm often asked about (Google's your friend here):
Suspension: Crewing suspension events, suspending, and doing admin work for the team are important to me.
Polyamory: I cohabit with my boyfriend and my platonic husband, and I have other relationships. This means I am available, but have zero interest in monogamy (conversely, this does not guarantee entry into my pants!).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Poppy Z Brite, JK Rowling, Kathy Reichs, Charlaine Harris, Ben Elton, Max Brooks.
Books: 'Breaking News: an autozombiography' by NJ Hallard; '1984' by George Orwell, 'Seven Deadly Sins' by Corey Taylor, 'Mr Nice' by Howard Marks, Girl on the Net's book, Warm Bodies, The Hunger Games trilogy, and some more I'll add to this list later!

Movies: The Crow, Hackers, Human Traffic, Bowling for Columbine, the Harry Potter films, 28 Days Later, The Matrix, 8 Mile, Dogma, Shaun of the Dead, the Pirates of the Caribbean films, Girl, Interrupted, Empire Records, The Breakfast Club, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Tank Girl, Sherlock Holmes, Iron Sky, Avengers Assemble, a smattering of Disney/Pixar, Nightmare Before Christmas and (last but by no means least) 300 and Rise of an Empire.

Music: My top three artists are Linkin Park, Slipknot and Eminem. Along with them I like an eclectic mix of rock, metal, dance/EBM, rap, pop and goodness knows what else. I'm a metaller at heart, I love getting in the mosh pit, but I don't do it as much as I used to (there is a rant connected to this).

TV: favourites include Sherlock, Doctor Who, Blackadder, Black Books, Red Dwarf, South Park, Spaced, Star Trek (not OS). Stand up comedy and a variety of documentaries feature highly on my most watched list too!

Food: roast dinner, pizza, Chinese, pasta, pesto, and bacon. Always bacon. I like having a well stocked kitchen and can make some pretty good noms :)
The six things I could never do without
Maslow's hierarchy of needs notwithstanding....
My people and the hugs they give me.
Diet Coke (ah, but if you cut me, do I not fizz?)
My phone and/or the internet
Suspension/body modification
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lyrics/music, internet, life, work, seeing my people, making plans, my family, adventures, my next body mod, suspension (the team and what I'm going to do next), what piercing would suit that random person on the train...
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights can mean packing a bag and going to stay with a partner/friends/family, going on some sort of adventure, getting the eyeliner out and going clubbing/to a gig, or chilling at home, playing games/watching stuff with one or more lovely people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like watching Jeremy Kyle (ironically).
I have a nerdy/geeky obsession, you'll pick up on it soon enough.
I'm rather kinky (but quite private about it).
Oh, and I sing a lot.
You should message me if
If you have at least some idea of your zombie apocalypse plan.

If you have an idea for a fun and interesting adventure, dates at the pub/coffee shop/cinema are boring!

Fair warning: Any one word messages, trolls, text speak, sexual advances, PUA tactics, disrespectful shit or permutations of "Hi how are you?" are likely to be met with silence; or nonsense and/or scathing retorts; and/or shared with anyone and everyone. I mess with/block dickheads and report bad photos, while my friends get drunk, get hold of my profile and cause havoc. "Fairly warned, says I..."