36Cambridge, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Talking about myself makes my skin crawl, actually that is not quite true, it just seems the more socially acceptable thing to say, in reality I often write epic, multi-volume poetry in which I am the protagonist, tanned and bare chested, slaying mythical creatures, my bloodied, silver, lance gleaming in the sun.

Doing a phd, subsist on what I get from vending machines, spending all my time in a subterranean lab... I have more than one shirt?

I am anti-nerd, ideologically
Anti-romantic awe of nature

Friends would be fine
I am poly and not single

Some of my profile is no longer true, if you like games try to guess which parts, just promise not to tell me about it
What I’m doing with my life
plotting my revenge against the sea gulls who think it cool to sing outside my window.
I’m really good at
Making bad situations worse, filling out profiles with self-defeating nonsense, and moderating profiles... it's pretty much all i do on here now
The first things people usually notice about me
That I smile too much
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don't have a tv and I don't like listing things
Six things I could never do without
the numbers 1-6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Radical politics. One day writing a TV series film etc. Evolution. How to improve on past failures
On a typical Friday night I am
occupying a place in time just before saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I trust completely in okcupid's matching algorithm, if you match me more than 90% I would be perfectly happy for you to move into the box room and live rent free with the life sized cardboard cut out of Gordon Brown that I regret buying and am unsure what to do with
You should message me if
If you think I am as cool as I am pretending to think I am... or if you think I am a prick and want to tell me so.
The two of us