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My self-summary
I wish above my head was a constant cloud of smoke that said, simply: "pfft, whatever."
What I’m doing with my life
Eating pizza and writing.
I’m really good at
Not this.
The first things people usually notice about me
A freckle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books? Nausea, Ulysses, At Swim-Two-Birds, Notes From Underground, American Psycho, The Trial, The Stranger, Symposium.

Favorite movies? Psycho, Rope, Vertigo, The Bad and the Beautiful, The Great Dictator, Drive, There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men, Ghostbusters, Day of the Dead, Dracula (1929), The Wolfman, The Mummy, Frankenstein, Dracula: Prince of Darkness.

Favorite shows? Not many.

Favorite music? Whatever.

Food? Put it in front of me and I will eat it.
Six things I could never do without
Pizza toppings. All six kinds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Making palindromes or something
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I answer anything.
You should message me if
Do not talk to me if you think Adam Sandler is funny.

No seriously, don't.
The two of us