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My self-summary
- fairly progressive/Green politically w/a slight libertarian streak
- sorta kinda buddhist-ish
- try to assume goodwill (but really bad at it when i'm driving)
- autodidact-ic-ish-ish... ish... ish. (except in spelling)(but English is a living language, sooo... thppppt.)

addendum: aced the OKC Beatles' lyrics test in less than 4 minutes. you should totally get to know me.
What I’m doing with my life
aspiring artist hoping to get back into metal/kinetic sculpture and, ultimately, have my own gallery

I currently have a few coloring books out on Amazon as well as stuff on Imgur. I don't think we're supposed to post biz-related links in our profiles so anyone interested is welcome to message me for link info.
I’m really good at
- (most) basic hygiene
- fixing non-computer electrical & mechanical things
- sleeping in
- finding humour, inappropriately (and keeping it to myself)
- knowing without clicking which links go to the weird part of the internet
The first things people usually notice about me
i've never asked asked anyone but the whole first impression thing rarely involves yelling, screaming or any sort of fight/flight reaction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
authors: J. Butcher, N. Gaiman, Kevin Hearne, Grisham, Crichton, Steve King, Chris Moore, Carl Hiassen, Clive Barker, Lee Child, Will Gibson, N. Stephenson, Chris Paolini, The Onion writers

recent books: Guns, Germs & Steel; 6 Great Scientists; Short History of Everything; Cold Days (Butcher)

book genres: history, current events, natural sciences, law, fantasy, sci-fi

movies: A Christmas Story, Payback, 3000 Miles to Graceland, Constantine, RHPS, Pi, Pulp Fiction, anything Pixar, Mars Attacks (Ackack ack ackackack ack), Maverick, Blade series, Underworld series, Matrix 1 & 2, Usual Suspects, Heat, Close Encounters, ET, anything Jay & Silent Bob, Contact, Galaxy Quest

movie genres: not a big horror/gore fan, other than that...

TV: MST3000, NCIS, Law & Order, Family Guy, Lie to Me, GG's, South Park, Burn Notice, White Collar, Justified, TDS/Colbert
(note: "reality" tv, i.e. Pawn Stars, Iron Chef, Holmes on Homes, Lockup, Cops, etc., really not my thing)(and probably cause cancer)

music styles: mostly rockabilly, psychobilly, punk, techno (trance, mostly) oldies & classic rock.

artists: yeahyeahyeah's, Babes In Toyland, The Donnas, The Meteors, Beck (both Jeff & Hansen), Electric 6, Hatepinks, Greenhornes, Jane's Addiction, Merle Haggard, Monkees, White Stripes, the Datsuns, Horrorprops, Fratellis,

food: yes. oh, my f*cking god, yes.
Six things I could never do without
pleasant discoveries
hot showers
comfy mattresses
incomplete lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- how cool our universe is and how to access whatever's behind the veil
- shortening my commute
- cracks in the wall; tunnels & bridges
- how the ellipsis has helped express aposiopesis for...
On a typical Friday night I am
vaguely sad that Monday morning is ~60 hours away. Monday is kind of a jerk that way. Pretty sure both Gregory & Julian woulda' both ixnae'd Monday from their respective calendars if they'd known what a douche Monday would turn out to be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- my conversation skills can go from King/Letterman to Gump/Rainman in ~.3 picoseconds sans warning (Jennehhh).
- i suck at board games
- my mom never breast fed me. she said she only liked me as a friend
- i love touristy places when nobody is around
- kinda' intimidated/awed by people who raise kids
- tho i appreciate gals w/stylistic flair & joie de vivre, my own fashion paradigm is murderously bo-ring. and not likely to change.
- if you have a need to strain tofu from your miso, a bushy 'stache is the way to go.
- i wish bidets were more common
- maybe i shoulda' found something to separate those last two...
You should message me if
- you are lib/progressive/Green w/a non-racist libertarian streak
- like long meandering drives (getting out of car not necessary)
- know and love The Teaching Company
- love ideas and are possessed of a sense of wonder at how our understanding of the universe is unfolding and impatiently curious for new discoveries
- have tried a bunch of different things in life but are pretty much done w/the drugs/booze/risking-jail part
- have an often inappropriate sense of humour (but a mature internal filter)
- like museums
- get a kick outta the internet, its culture & memes
- live & let live fares prominently in your ethos
- with god as your witness, you thought turkeys could fly
- put the 'viva' in 'viva la revolucion!'. anyone can revolucion; viva-ing takes passion and courage.
The two of us