epiphinated
39 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Seeing someone. Off dating but I like my mod status.
What I’m doing with my life
Actively preventing the discovery of a unifying field theory. Destroying the fossil record. Fiddling with climate data to produce non standard deviations. Ha, suck it nerds!
I’m really good at
I very good at everything or very little depending on who you ask. I'd say very little, but I'm no expert.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I bear a striking resemblance to Tino from My So-Called Life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(D) All of the above.
The six things I could never do without
Having trouble thinking of an answer that doesn't sound obnoxious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is this a trap? Am I about to walk into a trap? How can I construct a trap? Trapeze.
On a typical Friday night I am
Smiling :)

A note to okcupid users with a braille keyboard or screen reader. I've added a smiling emoticon above. I do not have poor punctuation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am human. That's a lot of sharing, it feels good.
You should message me if
You should be witty, happy, sarcastic and just a little bit wicked because I certainly am. Challenge me. Excite me. I'm not average and I'm not looking for average.

Together we should add fun and excitement anywhere we end up. Be the kind of girl that's first on the invite list. We'd share goals and interests but still be two unique people. Love logic, exploration, and thinking creatively and we'll have a lifetime of deep conversations. Be impulsive.

If this is you, then write me.
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