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My self-summary
I already like you. You're awesome. In fact, I like basically everyone - sweethearts, bitches, bookworms, ditzes - so we'll definitely have some laughs together!

Anyway, I'm here because - contrary to my gender - I am not interested at all in to shallow, short-term relationships. Obviously, trial and error is inevitable, but maybe questions and numbers and percents will make it easier to find a real connection?
What I’m doing with my life
Employment-wise: Helping small business people figure out what the hell caused their internet to go off. Surprise! It's usually them.

Outside of that... In the past year, I quit smoking, drastically improved my diet, moved to sweet-ass Fishtown, bumped up my income, found a bunch more time to hang with friends, AND knocked out a certification test. So, seems like the answer here is motherfucking winning!

Next up: Get to the gym like even one time.
I’m really good at
Googling. Both in the search web site sense and the touching myself sense. Lots of practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
On a third date, I was asked, "How can you be so intelligent and yet so... unrefined?" I guess I'm an interesting blend of white and blue collars? I took it as a high compliment. I love irony and poop jokes... And I especially love ironic poop jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm full of hobbies and interests, so I'm sure we'll overlap somewhere. I'll try to keep these brief...

- Breaking Bad, Louie, It's Always Sunny, Seinfeld
- V for Vendetta, Sucker Punch, Inglorious Basterds, American Beauty
- Dune series, LoTR series, 1984, tons of nonfiction
- Braid, Fallout series, Metal Gear Solid series, Portal 1 & 2, Counterstrike series
- Buckethead, Mike Patton, Les Claypool, Kesha
- History of English podcast, Freakonomics, Free Thoughts from CATO, MBMBaM, WTF with Marc Maron
- Sushi, seafood, pasta, pizza, pierogies!

I'm always looking for new stuff, so recommend your favorites!
The six things I could never do without
1. Honesty. Crazy important to me. I'm a stereotypical Philadelphian - bluntly honest - and I want you to be, too.
2. The Internet.
3. A to-do list. I have an entire screen of my phone dedicated to post-its!
4. Stuff to learn! Which then I use for #5...
5. Somebody asking for my advice. Maybe I have a need to be needed?
6. A cat in my lap. I definitely have a need to be kneaded.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Future, career, dynamic systems, additional nicknames for my cat, lifehacks... Basically anything and everything because I can't shut my brain off.

For example, I've spent far too much time discussing and figuring out which guys I'd go gay for. So far, it's Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, David Mitchell, Mike Rowe, Gordon Ramsay, Sean "Day[9]" Plott, Slash, Buckethead, Mike Patton, and Yoshida Tatsuya. If you recognize and love any of those people, let's fucking talk about it!

I've spent equal amounts of time deciding whether or not to start a politics podcast. It will probably happen... Maybe? Eventually?
On a typical Friday night I am
To be honest, I'm actually pretty boring day-to-day, but I think that just means I'm the honest one and all you rock climbing, globetrotting, "No two Fridays are the same!" people are liars.

- I'm probably watching a documentary on NetFlix...
- Or over a friend's drinking Yards and playing some sort of party or board game retelling classic, embarrassing stories...
- Or, more rarely, at a bar with friends causing trouble by monopolizing the TouchTunes to play Journey back to back to back like the white trash that we are.

One thing is guaranteed: Everyone's smiling!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can run almost full speed in heels.

But seriously, ask me anything. I'm an open book and I hate small talk, so hit me!
You should message me if
I suppose this is a good time to say I'm very self a deprecating AND I'm totally going to bust your ball(s) as much as possible, so if you don't take yourself too seriously, it'll be a great date!