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My self-summary
I really dislike Metallica.
I don't save phone numbers.
What I’m doing with my life
I work with vintage and antiques. I only hang out with four pitbulls, that's only kind of true.

Trying to get as healthy as possible but also trying to drink as much as possible.

fighting the man.
I’m really good at
thrifting, vegetarian cooking, and decorating.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book is Catcher in the Rye. When I was a kid it was The Phantom Tollbooth.

Also, who doesn't love Hunter S. Thompson?

Favorite movies are...Any Rob Zombie movie, Anything with Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, Jackie Brown, every wes anderson movie, EVERY FNF EVER. I could go on, I love movies.




Im going to just list my recently watched on netflix and be as transparent as possible about some of my bad taste. Here we go...

shameless, top gear, new girl, master of none, forks over knives, interview with a serial killer, burn after reading, the shining, SEINFELD, The mindy project, please like me, the IT crowd...I threw in some of my hulu because I realized I haven't watched netflix in a long time.

I hate having to pick favorite music. I like old punk, doom metal, ROKY ERICKSON, the velvet underground, anything with a ukulele, the arthur theme song...

Anyways, this is the kind of stuff that matters the most to me. I'd take good taste and a great sense of humor over a brad pitt look alike any day.
The six things I could never do without
selena radio on pandora
thrift stores
a sense of adventure
really fucking good food
my dogs (I tried to be creative but seriously, my dogs.)
british comedies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I should be doing instead of what i'm actually doing. Also, my cabby...I fucking love my car.

I fantasize about being in life or death situations with the people I love, the only way out being to rap the carter or the carter II and me saving the day. Don't know how that would ever happen but it's something I think about often. I Just need that skill to be useful somehow.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like going out but I don't do that as much as I just drink at home and watch cyst videos on youtube.
You should message me if
you don't think it's weird that my house is halloween themed all year round.

If you have the personality of larry david, the style of jeff goldblum, the voice of jason schwartzman and the body of seth rogen.


here's a tip, opening line should always be morrissey lyrics.