35Aurora, United States
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My self-summary
I am a powerlifter and very passionate about it. I'm terrible at proofreading and I'm dyslexic. I am incredibly high strung and crazy, extremly critical and obsessive. I am a huge hipocrate and am also rarley right. If my honesty offends you than you will also hate my sense of humor. I am looking for someone funny and employeed, who is also literate and not color blind. Also i feel like being psyched about Christianity is akin to being psyched about heroin, as in i think its wrong and i don't want you really want you around my kids. If my last statement offends you, is probably good i got it out of the way because i probably everything you hate. Also i am a pinko commie long hair, my Marxist feminist pros being all the boys to the yard.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a degree in art and work as a cake decorator. I have a daughter that is fairly surly and ill tempered but I love her dearly, and am raising her to be yet another liberal feminist who can not only read but can also form a declarative statement. If you see me online here I am probably in some stage of my oral hygiene ritual...but what i am really doing is hating your god damed mustach tattooed on your finger, it's the new tribal now knock it off already!
I’m really good at
having fun wherever i go and making a bad time enjoyable. i am sometimes funny too.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that i kinda have the personality of a smart labrador retriever puppy, as in I'm really friendly and am always down to play ball or go for a walk... jingle some keys and you have my rapt attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read everything and do it as often as i can. Currently reading some sutoneus ( don't know if i spelled that right and frankly don't care), martha stewart living, a text book about art neuvo, and a novel called the glass castle. I love historical novels, classic works, short stories, and pretty much everything suggested to me on npr. Here's one of my favorite poems.
My Papa's Walltz

The whiskey on your breath Could make a small boy dizzy; But I hung on like death: Such waltzing was not easy.

We romped until the pans Slid from the kitchen shelf; My mother's countenance Could not unfrown itself.

The hand that held my wrist Was battered on one knuckle; At every step you missed My right ear scraped a buckle.

You beat time on my head With a palm caked hard by dirt, Then waltzed me off to bed Still clinging to your shirt.

-Theodore Roethke

I also read tons of children's books, not only because i have a child, but because i love and cherish their pure wisdom and find them to be one of the sweetest tokens offered by literature today.
As far as movies i love em all, except those long poignant lady movies generally involving cancer and more feelings then any one person should have in a lifetime. I love old movies, death race 2000, a boy and his dog, meet the feebles, killer clowns from outer space, star wars ( scared to lost that one...i don't want George Lucas sueing me for copyright infringement), back to the future( all), the gonnies, the jerk...etc.
I like trash for television but don't watch much of it; the real housewives of wherever, the jersey shore,dog the bounty hunter... but mostly i listen to the radio like is 1921 all over again.
I listen and live all kinds of music but don't really care for most w electronica/techno and most new country. But i do like; emmure, the misfits ( fienf for life), rancid, the distillers, lars fredrickson and the bastards, the velvet underground, Casey Jones, the acacia strsin, daughters, dead can dance, social d, ghetto boys, jedi mind tricks, bsin, the detroit cobras, the deftones, etta james, my morning jacket, om, the black angels, hank Williams, suicidal tendencies, gg allen, bad brains, thellonius monk, Barbara strisand, the faceless, trick daddy, wu tang, hot water music. And lucero...and tons of npr. As far as my taste in food goes, well, some people refer to it as "gross" and others have described it as " disgusting", my rule is if it looks, smells or tastes like it either should be in the trash or just change from the trash i will probably like it. Now there's a ton of useless
stuff. about me.
Six things I could never do without
burts bees lip stuff
Fabric softener
Snuff films
Metal teeth

And for shit and giggles;
......tee hee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people are so rude to one another and yet so lonely.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably crafting or watching my fish.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if you like the broncos you might as well go catch on fire because we will NEVER get along...not because i love sports but because i really really don't care for them at all. yeah that's private...privacy is subjective dammit. I read everything you write as if you are Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite.
You should message me if
you have made it this far in my profile whithout wandering off and in a round about way vetoing me...god damned your judgement... But don't bother if you're " coming into town and looking for someone to show you around." because you will have better luck taking advanced yoga to gain the flexibility to suck your own dick because I'm certainly not going to. Also if your second question to me is going to be along the lines of what's my favorite position or to ask me for a picture of my boobs. And if you haven't bothered to tread this far into my profile please don't message me... it took me a lot longer to write my profile than it should for you to read it. And if you have made it this far, thank you, i really appreciate your time.

I am actually very nice.
The two of us