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My self-summary
Finally decided to update this after a long time staring at a blank page. I do all sorts of stuff, so it's hard to summarize, read on to find out.

I am brash, varied, and sarcastic
What I’m doing with my life
Recently passed the Bar Exam, studying to take another. We'll see how that goes. Even with all this law crap, I still think of myself as an engineer with a law degree instead of as a lawyer with too many certified pieces of paper. In my spare time, I train jiu-jitsu and play several instruments including the bass guitar and French horn.
I’m really good at
-Fighting. Well, not quite so much as other people at my dojo, but apparently I'm passable. I am not crazy enough to climb in a cage like most of them though, as I do slightly value my brain.
-Watching sports, especially baseball and football. Being able to watch 7 football games at once while processing them all is a true talent, and my friends tell me I should be a baseball commentator because I'm so full of strange and useless info during the games.
-Video games, though I don't spend nearly as much time playing them as I used to. Playing Dr. Mario with me is apparently a very humbling experience, or so I've been told
-Sarcasm. That is what passes for wit in my world.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blatant disregard for self-censorship. Once people talk to me for a bit, they realize I will say just about anything that pops into my head, oftentimes without regard for the consequences. Since I cut off the jewfro, I don't really have any defining physical features, no hunchback or third eye/arm, though that would probably be useful while training.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Just about anything sports-related, along with general interest stuff in the physics/math/law fields. Haven't really had much of a chance to read for fun lately, studying pretty much killed my desire to open a book at home, so any recommendations are welcome.

Movies: The usual (Dark Knight/Fight Club/Grandma's Boy/etc), no real genre specific stuff. Ordinarily though, I do watch TV more than movies, with The Wire/Deadwood/Dexter/Law + Order being high on the list.

Music: Anything. Literally anything. Stuff on my ipod ranges from classical to hip-hop to classic rock, if I hear a song I like, it gets added to the list. Bonus points if it's something I can play/sing along with.

Food: Sushi. Greatest food ever.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

-The Internet - despite what you may have heard, it's not just for porn these days
-original Nintendo - playing old-school games with a new controller isn't quite the same
-training partners - while in football you can work on technique with a tackling dummy, we don't quite get as much practice by hitting inanimate objects
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I want to do with my life. So far I've done a good job at excluding possibilities (engineering/physics/law), but I want to find something that sticks.
On a typical Friday night I am
getting my ass kicked by a large, angry Irishman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often wish I were a TV doctor (House/Dr. Cox) so I could get away with being horrendously abrasive and sarcastic while making a career out of it. That sounds like too much fun, and it'd be nice to have a laugh track.
You should message me if
I appear interesting in any way, shape, or form. I ordinarily prefer women of substance (both mentally and physically), but if you're a stick-thin airhead who thinks I sound like fun, please go right ahead and send me a message anyway.
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