Since it would be terribly egotistical of me to wax poetic about all my many virtues(groan, I know), I will just say that I have been told that I am a very funny guy, quick-witted; sarcastic sometimes, but we can treat that medically...I've been told that I'm unconventionally handsome; in fact, I was recently told I was pretty sexy for a fat guy...but since I'm not really fat or sexy, I think it was just drunk-talk. Otherwise, I'm good with animals, I have a really good memory, and I'm not at all terrified of clowns. Really, I'm not. No need to prove it.
My leonine beard (I call it that, most people just say Grizzly Adams)
My sleeves(that's tattoo sleeves, not my fashion choice)
H. P. Lovecraft, Jonathan Maberry, Stephen King, Anne Rice, Dan Simmons, Peter F Hamilton, Douglas Clegg, Arthur Machen, Clark Ashton Smith, Brian Lumley.
Movies: Too damn many to list them all, but a few choice selections...Jaws, Iron Man I&II(Iron Men?) Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk...sensing a trend yet? Also pretty much everything by Kevin Smith and Judd Apatow. I am also secretly a huge fan of Silence of the Lambs and Bram Stoker's Dracula; if this frightens you, I weep for our lost potential, but they were here first.
Music: Coheed&Cambria, The Killers, A Day To Remember, Four Year Strong, Pink Floyd, Cee-Lo Green, Fall Out Boy(yeah, I'm young at heart)...plus assorted hooky pop nonsense every once in awhile.
Food: Hibachi; I really enjoy Japanese food, but oddly enough I'm not that into sushi. I've tried it, I fought like a lion to get into it, but it's just not me. Other than that, I can appreciate any food well-prepared with skill&devotion.
I am finding that I am growing more willing to try vegetarian dishes, and vegetarian substitutes for foods, if only to say that I'm trying to expand my horizons. Omnivore 4 Life.
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My friggin' giant, awesome bed
Cereal bars...I have a problem.
Something to laugh about
I'm dead serious.
I will rarely be found in one of the local dive bars, not because I think I'm better than that,(oh God, I'm so not!)but because I work Saturdays. Lately, the gym has been taking more and more of my time, but I'm certain an early release could be negotiated for the right reason.
On a serious note...I'm in my thirties, and I still don't really know what I want out of life.
On a less serious note...I feel that my singing voice can be, on rare occasion, hauntingly beautiful.
-Very important; I am a package deal, me and my wee man Steady. If you don't like dogs, move on, and have a nice day. If you're on the fence about dogs, by all means let me introduce you to the coolest one out there! If you love dogs, let's meet at the dog park some time.
-you're feeling lucky!
-you feel like just chatting;
-you feel comfortable taking things as they come, one day at a time, and seeing where they go, with no preconceptions. I'm as down for a fun night out with a friend as I am for a date with a potential partner.
-you feel like being honest with someone, and having it returned.
-if you like tattooed guys, and/or are tattooed yourself, I will certainly not ignore you.
-you are ok with saying "(something) 2," knowing I'll involuntarily reply "Electric Boogaloo"