35 Ludlow, United States
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My self-summary
I appreciate your Likes. I do it myself. But I don't pay for a free dating app, so I don't see them. If you Liked me in hopes of catching my eye and getting a message...won't happen. I also won't reply to a "hey". I don't say that to appear rude or condescending, but come on, would you walk up to a stranger and just say one word?

Back on the online dating thing, just seeing who's out there to chat with, have some laughs, and maybe make something more of it. I'm a fairly open book; if anything interests you, fire away with awkward jokes and/or pick-up lines.
I’m really good at
I'm funny, but looks aren't everything...

Since it would be terribly egotistical of me to wax poetic about all my many virtues(groan, I know), I will just say that I have been told that I am a very funny guy, quick-witted; sarcastic sometimes, but we can treat that medically...I've been told that I'm unconventionally handsome; in fact, I was recently told I was pretty sexy for a fat guy...but since I'm not really fat or sexy, I think it was just drunk-talk. Otherwise, I'm good with animals, I have a really good memory, and I'm not at all terrified of clowns. Really, I'm not. No need to prove it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My devastatingly charming with dimples!
My leonine beard (I call it that, most people just say Grizzly Adams)
My sleeves(that's tattoo sleeves, not my fashion choice)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors(in no particular order)
H. P. Lovecraft, Jonathan Maberry, Stephen King, Anne Rice, Dan Simmons, Peter F Hamilton, Douglas Clegg, Arthur Machen, Clark Ashton Smith, Brian Lumley.

Movies: The Marvel movies have yet to lead me astray, so we'll just say All Of Those...also pretty much everything by Kevin Smith and Judd Apatow. I am also secretly a huge fan of Silence of the Lambs and Bram Stoker's Dracula; if this frightens you, I weep for our lost potential, but they were here first.

Music: Coheed&Cambria, The Killers, A Day To Remember, Four Year Strong, Pink Floyd, Cee-Lo Green, Fall Out Boy, etc. Always on the lookout for fun new bands, or fun old bands I haven't heard yet.

Food: Hibachi; I really enjoy Japanese food, but oddly enough I'm not that into sushi. I've tried it, I fought like a lion to get into it, but it's just not me. Other than that, I can appreciate any food well-prepared with skill&devotion.
I am finding that I am growing more willing to try vegetarian dishes, and vegetarian substitutes for foods, if only to say that I'm trying to expand my horizons. Omnivore 4 Life.
The six things I could never do without
My glasses
My books
A quick way to access the Web
My friggin' giant, awesome bed
Cereal bars...I have a problem.
Something to laugh about
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesomely I could choreograph fights to pop music...

I'm dead serious.
On a typical Friday night I am
I do enjoy my cinematic adventures most weekends.
I will rarely be found in one of the local dive bars, not because I think I'm better than that,(oh God, I'm so not!)but because I work Saturdays. Lately, the gym has been taking more and more of my time, but I'm certain an early release could be negotiated for the right reason.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had a dream in which Carlton from "Fresh Prince" kicked my ass, and I mean UFC-style beatdown.

On a serious note...I'm in my thirties, and I still don't really know what I want out of life.

On a less serious note...I feel that my singing voice can be, on rare occasion, hauntingly beautiful.
You should message me if
Disclaimer for those who should not message me; I am unapologetic about being unapologetic. If you are someone who engages in social justice warfare, move on. You will get nothing but derision from me. Another disqualifier? Don't just message Hey/Hi/What's up? I know that the odds of any one of us being award-winning authors are slim, but we are all trying to sell ourselves, so effort is appreciated. That said...

-Very important; I am a package deal, me and my wee man Steady. If you don't like dogs, move on, and have a nice day. If you're on the fence about dogs, by all means let me introduce you to the coolest one out there! If you love dogs, let's meet at the dog park some time.
-you're feeling lucky!
-you feel like just chatting;
-you feel comfortable taking things as they come, one day at a time, and seeing where they go, with no preconceptions. I'm as down for a fun night out with a friend as I am for a date with a potential partner.
-you feel like being honest with someone, and having it returned.
-if you like tattooed guys, and/or are tattooed yourself, I will certainly not ignore you.
-you are ok with saying "(something) 2," knowing I'll involuntarily reply "Electric Boogaloo"