27Dearborn, United States
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My self-summary
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

There's not really much that stands out about me, to be honest. I finally graduated from Michigan State. I'm waiting tables while I figure out what I want to be when I grow up. I love animals. I watch a lot of Netflix, but I'm trying to spend more time doing more stimulating activities. It's a hard habit to break, though.
What I’m doing with my life
Full-time server, all the time badass. Currently applying to professional jobs. Wanna hire me?

Learning that there's definitely plenty of terrible things going on in this world, but there's also a lot of good. I'm working on spreading that good.
I’m really good at
Making Easy Mac and sassy comments...sometimes at the same time. Multitasking. Changing my hair spur the moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sweet kicks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I recently reignited my love affair with Vonnegut. I also love Harry Potter (obviously), and anything by Augusten Burroughs.
Movies: The Blues Brothers, Mean Girls
Show: The Office, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock
Music: Mumford & Sons, Ingrid Michaelson
Food: Chicken. Any chicken. Pizza. Burgers. Ice cream. Anything that I can immediately feel clogging my arteries.
Six things I could never do without
1. Family
2. Pizza
3. My cat
4. Music
5. An overpriced pillow
6. Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's for dinner. How to be more awesome.
On a typical Friday night I am
On my stoop. Or working, sleeping, cooking, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask your mom about last night.
You should message me if
You're intelligent, compassionate, appreciate sarcasm, and can deal with me always being better looking and smarter than you.
The two of us