37Charlotte, United States
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My self-summary
I'm much more fun in person. At least, that's what my mommy and daddy say. My favorite color is blue, and when I was a child I dreamed of becoming an "ass"tronaut. But, fortunately I settled to becoming just an ass.
What I’m doing with my life
I hold a BS Biology and Chemistry, and work in the regulatory dept for a local chemical company. I just relocated here in 2014.
I’m really good at
I'm good at being facetious, sardonic, and sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
My rittarded smile. I can't help it. I smile all the damn time. Thus, explains the lines around my mouth. Oh, no! It's not because of aging. Noooooo!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Madonna, Madonna remixes, and Madonna live. Sorry, I'm old-skewl. OK. I also like Radio Head (House of Cards!), Ocean Lab, Goldfrapp . . . The Jackal, god Bruce Willis whew!
Six things I could never do without
My family, my BFF, my libido, bourbon, music, and dancing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The crap on my to do list. Grrrrrrrrr
On a typical Friday night I am
at Happy Hour. Yay! What'd you expect? I was raised a catholic for Christ sake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sweet'ums, from the Muppets scared me. Still does. I had to change the channel everytime his character came on. Go figure, his freak'n name is Sweet'ums. LOL
You should message me if
you're real. Trust me, I'll know. Just don't put on a show. You don't have to be perfect, just close. :P
The two of us