I also enjoy making good natured jokes and making people laugh. As far as what Im looking for with this site, Just some people to have fun with. If something serious comes along, great. If not, that's cool too. I have a positive outlook on life because sometimes you get dealt shit in life and you gotta eat shit sandwiches.
I'm also a proud supporter of the "Put sriracha on everything" campaign.
I cry at sad movies and laugh till it hurts.
"But David, being kinda funny and making dumb jokes doesn't count as a personality"
".... Myeh probably"
"Oof. He better be funny or good in bed"
.....I'm really funny
Movies: We'll just say alot. Im also the kind of person who will watch a terrible movie just to laugh at it (gymkata. You've been warned) MST3K helped develop what is now my sense if humor.
Music(Includes but not limited to) : Most things by Matt Pryor, Arcade Fire, GY!BE, Bon Iver, Tallest man on earth, The Mountain Goats, Balance and Composure, Brand New, Remembering Never, Bruce Springsteen, Ceremony, Modest Mouse, Trap Them, El-P, Aesop Rock, and so on and so forth.
TV: Firefly, Mr Who, Futurama, pawn stars(I'm sorry [im not sorry]), venture brothers, breaking bad, Sherlock, arrested development
Has anyone seen the singer from Smashmouth and guy fieri at the same time? I think this needs to be looked into.
"THE SIIIIIIIINNNNNNSS NEVER DIIIIEEEE!!!!"
I am four eels
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I am several fish and not a guy.
I am actually a bunch of French bulldogs dressed up like a man.
Romance me with puns...
If you're ok with the fact that I'm no Tom Hanks
Teach me something rad because I'm really into learning!