Accepting resumes but only if they are typed in Comic Sans. Thank you for your interest and we are sure you will be a great part of the Distraction team.
I have a baby, so it'd be great if you don't hate kids.
I have an unhealthy obsession with The Simpsons.
If you know what Hellblazer is and why Keanu Reeves ruined my life, we are probably soulmates.
My eyes or my breasts, physically. Ok, realistically, my breasts.
The fact that I am extremely polite. This is funny because I'm really blunt after you know me a couple of weeks.
B)Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, East of Eden, The Way We Were, Streetcar Named Desire, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Goodfellas, A Clockwork Orange, Catch 22, Beloved, Snatch, Casino, The Princess Bride, High Fidelity, Fight Club, Secretary, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Chicago, Ratatouille, Rockadoodle, The Shining, The Exorcist, Halloween, The Shawshank Redemption, The Last Waltz
C) Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, American Horror Story, Six Feet Under, Quantum Leap, King of the Hill, American Dad, Rescue Me
D) Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Billy Idol, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Muse, Rob Zombie, Lucinda Williams, Norah Jones, Lily Allen, Fiona Apple, Adele, The White Stripes, The Strokes, R.E.M, Etta James, Frank Sinatra, Lucinda Williams, Bruce Springsteen, Randy Newman, The Beatles, Tom Petty, Harry Nilsson, The Band
E)Indian, chinese, japanese, southern, etc, etc...I'll try anything once and I love experimenting with food.
Sex (with myself or others)
Something to write with and write on
Sam my sweet baby boy
**how to invent a time machine to get back to 11/25/1976 and have unprotected sex with Rick Danko, Robbie Robertson, and/or Levon Helm at the Last Waltz concert so I could have the baddest kid alive.
spending time with Sammy
I am a single mother.