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My self-summary
Oh, I graduated college. I should update this dusty old page.

Kind of shy, anxious, nice enough, and I have a number of tastes I can't really afford, like single malt scotch, expensive beer, video games, collecting books and other things for which it would be great to have disposable income. I feel very strongly that capitalism, racism, patriarchy, the Founding Fathers, and colonialism are five of the worst things to have ever existed, but Marmite is sixth or seventh.

I have a tumbl thing:
What I’m doing with my life
So much, so little. Somewhere in between. Looking for a job, so if you have a hookup in the non-profit sector, let me know!
I’m really good at
Videogames, I guess? I like writing genre fiction, and I think I'm pretty good at it, but I have mostly had biased critics. Would you like to be a non-biased critic? Send me a message, I'll send you some writing. I'm pretty good at baking, I think. And charcoal drawing, though it's so messy i don't do it much. Photography, I think. I'm NOT good at saying I'm good at things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe my shirt? Or my beard? I'm beardy. They notice pretty quickly that I don't talk much, at least not until I get to know someone very well. Or I have a few drinks in me, then I'm a proper chatterbox.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This section was way too long, so I'm going to try something shorter:

Mervyn Peake is my favorite author, I'll watch any movie by Guillermo Del Toro, the last two concerts I went to were both the Mountain Goats, I don't like reality tv, but I'll give almost anything else a shot, and I have smuggled Pineapple Lumps across international borders. There. Books, movies, music, tv, and food in one long run-on sentence.

I really like talking about books, movies and some tv shows, though, so feel free to ask. And I always welcome recommendations.

I like music from pretty much all genres, but I am most actively engaging with hip-hop right now, trying to find more artists I like. Right now I'm really digging indie-ish stuff like Sandpeople, Doomtree, Hasan Salaam, and MIA, as well as the big names like Nicki, Lil Wayne, Mos Def, etc. Tell me who I should check out next!
Six things I could never do without
My brain, my skin, my heart, my blood, my liver and sarcasm.

But I am fairly attached to my laptop, my cats (2) my books, a pen, a notebook, and a city in which to live.

It's probably not fair to say this, but I sort of assume that folks that include sex in this section are just desperately vanilla in the bedroom. Prove me wrong.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stories, architecture, weather, books, anxieties about money and school and health, the things that make the world a terrible place, the things that make the world a wonderful place, parallel universes, dreams, science, and animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically, at home, playing video games or reading or watching something. On some Friday nights I will go out drinking with friends, or playing boardgames with friends, or just hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In the last year or so, I have come to realize that my sexuality is way more flexible than I thought it was, and that it is more honest to describe myself here as bi (probably closer to pan, though, because gender binary is stupid made up garbage) than as straight. That said, this is a newly discovered aspect of my life, so I have never been in a romantic or sexual relationship with anyone that wasn't cis female. I am, generally, attracted to folks in the androgynous-to-femme range of the gender presentation spectrum

I think porn is not given sufficient credit for its potential as an art form (Crash Pad series is AMAZING, Jiz Lee is a demigod at the very least, and I want to hug Buck Angel). I usually play video games on easy, given the option, though I am almost always capable of doing just fine on higher difficulties. Sometimes I pretend to have read things that I haven't. I like sex and think I am fairly good at it, particularly with my hands. I have moderate to severe generalized anxiety disorder, for which I take Paxil every day (when I don't forget) and Xanax for panic attacks (when I do).

I'm married, but don't worry, she knows what I'm up to and is totally supportive!

I've also only had sex with one person. That is more the sort of thing you expect to see in this section, right?


OH OH! I have THE. TINIEST. BUTT. If we really hit it off, maybe I'll show it to you. Or if you are picketing Planned Parenthood and I drive by and give you a pressed ham. But it's so small, it'd be more like a pressed spam.
You should message me if
You think I sound likable, interesting, or practical enough to get to know me better.
You're in some sort of Brewster's Millions situation.
You think it's weird and sort of gross that "A-List members can search by attractiveness and body type."
You want a nuanced explanation of why I said I hate music when that is an obviously ridiculous thing to say. Wait, I took that line out. Ok, then, if you want to know why I used to say that.
You think the founding fathers were genocidal slavers, and their names should be chiseled off of the monuments and forgotten.
You're in some sort of Captain Ron situation.
You want to come with me to vandalize Mt Rushmore.
You're cute! (that's something for you to decide, not me)
You have tips for capturing a stray cat that needs to be neutered. (UPDATE: someone else got him neutered. Thanks, stranger!)
You're in some sort of Weekend At Bernie's situation.
You want to offer me a living-wage job that will help make the world a better place!
You want to hear my idea for a nonprofit organization that will help make the world a better place and/or you know how to make that happen and want to help.
You remember more 80's and 90's comedies than is necessarily good for you.
You want to buy me things, or pay for me to get a cool tattoo.
You wonder why "graduated from space camp" isn't one of the OKC education level options.
You think it would be fun to be drawn or photographed by me.
You want to go to Ground Kontrol and play Joust with me. Or you have 8 friends that want to go with us to Ground Kontrol and play Killer Queen.
Did you see the thing about my butt? You know you want to see it.
The two of us