38Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I'm very vain, I view my own profile often to admire myself. I like to party.

I've traveled a lot, burned through a 90 page passport, but those days are mostly over now.

I am comically arrogant, selfish, and musky scent.

Eu falo portuges, mas, eu nao quero completar um outra idioma nessa site.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to do as little as possible, and I'm doing a damn good job of it.

I consider myself American, but I am a dual citizen. That makes me worldly and more attractive.

I work in technology for the financial industry, I like dance music and I work lackadaisically on a part time basis helping my friends in the business.

Tou tentando fazer o menos que esta posível, e estou faco um boa trabalho com isso mesmo.
I’m really good at
Sleeping on the plane, drinking (rye) whiskey, drinking well vodka neat, finding dive bars and being a cheap as possible. Riding motorcycles
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm selfish, impulsive, rude and hilarious. I was described as "surly" once, however I found that to be a disappointment since I was actually going for "pompous".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mike Patton, Theivery Corporation, Seks Bomba, LTJ Bukem, Al Green, surfer rock, one hit disco wonders, various house producers. big lebowski, After Hours, A Soldier and A Gentleman, bad santa, stoner flicks, things with robots, lasers. Anything that ends in a car chase with a rollover accident where the car starts on fire then explodes, then two latex clad female ninjas beat eachothers asses and make out. Recently read: The China Study, A Wilderness of Error, Mindsight, Priates of Somalia. I did not like Atlas Shrugged. It actually turned me off to reading books for a few months.
Six things I could never do without
my laptop, my shure e5c headphones, frequent flyer programs, lunesta, Bulleit Rye, bars, friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Will she bang me off OK cupid?
-Will I have to marry someone for a green card?
-How self absorbed all these perfect-profile female Manhattan overachievers are. Love you girls! holler!
On a typical Friday night I am
Either going out, or taking a nap in front of the TV, or flying somewhere long haul with an LD50 of Xanax and scotch in my gut.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I gave up porn for lent.
You should message me if
You are smiling. or also if you are brooding, but highly sexual.You're driven, but not too serious about it. Even if you're not driven just have some cool interests really.

Se voce ta rirano, o se voce e agitado mas com algum atituda mais sexual.Eu nao me gostam pessois que tem atitudas mais competitivo quando eles nao ficam no trabalho. Eu trabalho com bastante pessoal que ficam competitiva na trabala, e nao preciso mais cuando tou no casa o outro lugar.
The two of us