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My self-summary
I'm Alex. Im a person who some say has too much fun, but we only live one life and I want to enjoy it laughing my ass off the whole way through.

I also happen to be completely random and utterly shameless. Nerdy with a chance of insanity. Quick on my feet but accident prone. A horror/supernatural buff. An encyclopedia of useless information. A sarcastic ass. A cannabis connoisseur. A vulgar motor mouth battling the mumbles. A student of the mind. A people watcher. A demon with a heart of gold. A superhero in training. A fucking weirdo. A cereal killer. A modest guy with a wild side. But most importantly, Je suis moi.
What I’m doing with my life
I studied psychology at Emmanuel College and I will eventually be going for my masters in Counseling. Currently working as a Case Manager/Administrative Assistant at a homeless shelter in downtown Boston and just got an actual apartment in the city instead of commuting/couch crashing.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, providing a good ear to talk to, confusing people with my random quotes, references and ramblings, beating up nuns and eating babies, sacrificing delicious virginal blondes to the Greek Gods of Olympus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess nowadays its the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stephen King. Horror Anthologies. Encyclopedias of Every Sort. Also, I have been meaning to delve into more novels, especially classic ones, but my laziness (and attention span) has gotten in the way, at least at the moment.

Movies: House of the Devil, Serial Mom, Labyrinth, Nightmare Before Christmas, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Pan's Labyrinth, Freeway, Insidious, Xmen series (minus the third), Jurassic Park, The Incredibles, Black Swan, Up, Scary Movie Series (minus the fourth and fifth), Airplane, Ninja Scroll, Naked Gun, Alien series, Friday the 13th series, Beetlejuice, Audition, Battle Royale, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, Little Shop of Horrors, Dead Alive, Old Boy, Death Proof, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Creepshow 1 & 2, Cabin in the Woods, Silence of the Lambs, The Descent, Child's Play, It, Pet Semetary, Suspiria, pretty much any bad 80s and 90s horror flicks or B movies, and many, many, many, many others.

Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, American Horror Story, Heroes, Weeds, Nip /Tuck, Top Chef, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Tales from the Crypt, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Tales from the Darkside, Alphas, Lost Girl, Misfits, Nurse Jackie, Shameless, True Blood, Teen Titans, Justice League, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aaaaah! Real Monsters, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, etc.

Music: I am addicted to oldies music as well as music of the 80s and the 90s. Other than that, if it has a good beat, is easy to dance to or gives me goosebumps, I am all for it.
Also, I am proud to say that I am not a music snob. So if you are, please don't even bother messaging me, cause I probably won't live up to your standards.

Food: I eat it.
Six things I could never do without
Humor. My Imagination. My Friends. My Family. Music. Water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Absolutely everything. I have a very vivid imagination, so its always racing with thoughts of utter randomness. For example, I may imagine all the strangers around me on the streets of Boston breaking out into a performance of Deeeee-Lite's hit "Groove is in the Heart", while at the same time also imagining them being ripped to shreds by a pack of albino werewolves. See what I mean? Im fucking tapped.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a fun time, just hanging with friends, most likely enjoying some intoxicating materials.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I attract lesbians like lightbulbs attract moths. My manners come and go with the wind. And, I don't like getting my picture taken hence all the pics with girls (they forced me!)
You should message me if
If you want to.
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