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My self-summary
-I live my life in stereo. Or when I'm on AM, mono.
-I'm a radio DJ that doesn't spin records, a writer that only types, and I get paid to talk nonsense.
-I spend my free time writing music, mixing/producing, and writing songs for friends. Acquire my friendship and I'll write a song for you.
-My heroes include Clint Eastwood, Nigel Tufnel, Powdered Toast Man and Gumby. (Yes, I'm aware that 3/4 of them are fictional)
-I'm tall, giddy and equipped with XXL hands.
-I'll take alliteration over assonance any day.

I am a skyscraper, grammatical, and NOT A ROBOT
What I’m doing with my life
-I do Monster Truck Rally commercials.

-I get verbally abused for reading a forecast with "snow" in it.

-I have an all-knowing knowledge (redundant) of Classic Rock and 80's Pop.

-I may have invented on-air sword fights.
I’m really good at
-Drinking Caffeinated Beverages.

-Not Talking On Cellphones.

-Speaking my mind and meaning what I say the first time.

-Not thinking before I speak. :)

-Contradicting myself.

-Embarrassing myself publicly for the betterment of the radio industry.
The first things people usually notice about me
-I usually get the "You're Funny!" first impression.
-I don't require much sleep at all.
-I am tall.
-I don't use the word "uh" or other inarticulate interjections to indicate that I'm still talking. I just simply speak, stop, gather my thoughts, then continue. I get interrupted a lot because of it. Nowadays, I'm actually training myself to say "uh" in public situations...it can be quite hilarious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A) I read a lot! Favorites include: anything written by Dave Barry, Douglas Adams, W. Somerset Maugham, Leo Tolstoy and Herman Hesse

B) This Is Spinal Tap!, Spaghetti Westerns (Fistful of Dollars, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Hang 'Em High), Airplane!, Caddyshack, Rambo, Shawshank Redemption, Hot Shots, The Graduate, John Hughes 80's flicks. I don't really watch TV, but am a film nut. TV ON DVD!

C) The Magnetic Fields, The 6ths, Beach House, The Raveonettes, The Cars, The Who, ELO, David Bowie, The Ramones, The Clash, Prince, AC/DC, Queen, Yes!, Rod Stewart, ALL 80's POP!, Icehouse, Erasure, Tears For Fears, Supertramp, Fleetwood Mac, Spinal Tap, Simon & Garfunkel, SemiGloss, The Ventures, Psychodelic Furs, The Pretenders, The Police, Polaris, Genesis, The Outfield, Oingo Boingo, The Moody Blues, John Murphy, Grandaddy, Elvis Costello, Drop Nineteens, Dinosaur Jr., The Cure, The Cranberries, Roxy Music, Dexy's Midnight Runners, The Velvet Underground, Mazzy Star, Big Country, The Alan Parsons Project, Hall & Oates, The Jesus & Mary Chain...And To Infinite!!

D) I'm a Human Garbage Disposal
Six things I could never do without
Old Lawn Chairs
Bullet Points
Electric Razor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Are You Afraid Of The Dark?
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Are You Ready For Some Football?
Which Armrest Is Mine At The Movie Theater?
Why Did I Type The First Letters Of This Section In Caps?
On a typical Friday night I am
Attempting to do something new, exciting, and totally ridiculous...so I have something to talk about on Monday's show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm obsessed with over-sized food, snapping my fingers and constantly whistling at work.
You should message me if
-You don't live 1000 miles away... Why do women from Singapore and Malaysia message me??

-You can properly identify the appropriate time to use "your","you're","yore"; "their","there","they're"; etc... I'm serious. There's nothing more unattractive than an email that says, "Your cute!" *Shakes head. I'm not kidding...I even hate it when people joke about it.
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