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My self-summary
My name is Evan.
I like long walks on the beach.
This is a haiku.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an expert at making dating profiles. I scuba dive among the Great Barrier Reef. I woo women with my sensual trombone playing. I write disco-techno songs in my basement with my dad (but i hate disco-techno music). I used to be on the Miami Dolphins practice squad. And on the weekends I do cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka. Also I love fresh orange juice and crossword puzzles.
I’m really good at
Speed-typing, swimming, playing the piano, knowing about the law, getting along with children, and being chill.
The first things people usually notice about me
I make eye contact. I have a firm hand shake. I stand up straight. I have boyishly good looks and a charming smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I liked frozen.
Six things I could never do without
1. My family
2. My dog
3. My friends
4. Videogames
5. My phone
6. Maybe you? ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future.
On a typical Friday night I am
And so are you...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kept reading this as the most "pirate" thing you're willing to admit. Arrrr
You should message me if
Just do it!
The two of us