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My self-summary
One of these things is NOT true about me:

- I lived in Scotland in high school
- I’ve never been pulled over
- You can play my guitar solo in the original Guitar Hero game
- I went through a brief goth phase as a teen
- I almost got run over by a U-Haul truck
- I almost fell through a skylight at the top of the stairwell of a four-story building in college
- I have never broken a bone
- I once sold guitar strings to a very drunk Joaquin Phoenix
- I was in a traffic jam for 30 hours
- I almost ran over Jeff Goldblum on Santa Monica Blvd
- On a bumpy flight the guy in the seat in front of me puked on my backpack; I had to throw it away in the airport during a layover
- I was on a game show and almost won $8k
- I once removed stitches from my own neck
What I’m doing with my life
I work in entertainment (shocking, I know) and actually like my job.
I like going to concerts and having deep conversations in dive bars.
I like creating stuff--music, art, writing.
I do obvious things like hang out with friends and visit family and travel.
I think there's a lot of cool shit to experience and learn and that makes life fun as hell.
I’m really good at
Making inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times.
The first things people usually notice about me
A female friend of mine described me as a “sarcastic gentleman” and “laid back but assertive.” I have no idea what that means but she seemed to think it was important to include, so here it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like music so much I can talk about it for hours on end. I listen to music in just about every genre, including indie rock, classical, electronic, classic R&B, bluegrass, soundtracks, thrash metal, really whatever speaks to me at any given moment. But probably more indie/alt rock than anything.

I like documentaries and comedies and movies that make you think about stuff.

I read as much as I can. I probably read one fiction book for every 8-10 nonfiction books.

I’m overwhelmed by how many worthwhile TV shows there are and I don’t know how the hell people manage to watch even half of them.

I am a fan of food. It tastes good and helps me not die, and not dying is my #1 hobby. There’s probably something on every menu I’m happy to order.
Six things I could never do without
Clever comic strips.
Friendly strangers.
Bright ideas.
Quietly rebelling against things that everyone else likes.
Profoundly epiphanic moments that force me to re-think the very nature of my existence.
Guitar/tennis racquet strings.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How a shitload of atoms burst into existence, did their thing for several billion years and resulted in self-aware beings who created art, culture and America's Funniest Home Videos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Putting on a cape and a unitard and fighting crime in Los Angeles. Haha just kidding, I don’t fight crime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watched E.T. as an adult and got hardcore choked up.
You should message me if
You’re cool as f#$%.

Mostly if you’re a happy, well-rounded and independent person who’s ready for a drama-free and healthy relationship.

I don't really see likes on here so just send a message. I promise I'm not a complete dick.

(Bonus points if you’re a reasonable distance from Culver/West Side. I feel like it might be difficult to start up a relationship with someone living in Long Beach or San Gabriel or something. That said, I’m open to just about anything.)
The two of us