28 Bellingham, United States
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My self-summary
Moved to Bellingham from Des Moines, IA, in late Nov 2014.

I like camping and forests and books about adventure.

I am smart and have been described as sarcastic.

Working on getting fit, will (hopefully) have to update my body type soon. It is a battle, but the tides are turning.

Most days, I'm an INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on paying off school loans so I can eventually buy a house.

Who can really know what they are going to do with their life until they have done it. You can make all the plans you want. Life is transient. Most people are doing nothing with their life.

I really want to visit Croatia and own property near a body of water.
I’m really good at
The thing I am best at is probably being mostly average at everything. It is a special sort of skill.

I am pretty good at napping, riding bikes and avoiding making a scene. I am really good at driving in winter conditions and figuring out if the person I'm talking to is stupid.

I play poker semi-regularly. I go fishing often in the summer, although putting that under the label of "things I'm good at" is somewhat misleading.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing people actually notice about me is probably how fat I am, since humans are wired by default to judge quickly based on apparence. Luckily, after a many-year battle with myself, I am now steadily loosing weight and will no doubt soon be the man-stallion of your dreams.

The thing folks usually notice after that is the insatiable sarcasm, followed closely by having a very limited social filter. I am liable to say anything I think of. Most people eventually find this absurdly offensive, but I find it honest and refreshing. So much of our time is spent trying to figure out true meaning. With me, this resource wasting social masturbation will never be a concern. I don't play games with words. I am not afraid of social taboos.

Obsession with space, science, technology, the human condition, how the brain works. If you can't handle the occasional deep thought about the nature of the universe, then I can't handle dumbing myself down for you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like a few of the things you do and many others. I grow weary of lists which need maintenance.
The six things I could never do without
I could do without nearly everything I have, if it were legally acceptable to walk around naked and I didn't like sleeping in my bed. You'd be surprised what you can do without, I would imagine. Obviously I have no idea as I am a white male living in America.

1. Thought
2. Freedom
3. Arrogance (it helps my self esteem)
4. The ability to be fascinated
5. Sarcasm
6. Food grade stainless steel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. If you often find your mind playing host to the thoughts of yesterday, you probably are getting an F at life. Your mind should be an idea slut.
On a typical Friday night I am
being awesome and fucking shit up, same as every other night. And touching my nipples.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am willing to admit nothing interesting.
You should message me if
You want to ask me a question, or make a comment. Maybe you want to meet somebody new? Maybe you are bored. Maybe you just fell down some stairs, and want to recreate the experience socially. I can help.