Since you're not going to read this anyway I'm just going to apologize right now for not being better looking. Sorry I don't have big huge muscles or live at the gym in my free time. No fists full of cash either. Again, I apologize. Sorry I'm a responsible grown up with a good job, house, car and the best dog ever.
Some things I like to do in my free time. Fixing cars, building new things around the house, hiking, running, camping, sitting around a fire, playing with legos, watching cartoons, hanging with my nephews, spending time with my dog, I enjoy most sports both watching and playing.
I guess if any of this resonates I suggest you speak up and get my attention.
If you're smart, funny and beautiful, I'm going to assume that you clicked on this profile by accident. Don't worry I won't be contacting you. It most likely wouldn't work out anyway. Don't take it so bad.
P.S. Love doesn't typically live next door or on the same street or even in the same zip code. If you think 30 miles is too far to occasionally travel to see someone who's company you enjoy then you're foolish and you're not for me so don't waste my time. Thank you, have a nice day.