But really, all joking aside, I'd rather not try to summarize myself in one paragraph just because if I could then that would be really really lame. And I like to think I'm the cat's meow. Sometimes. Usually right after I shoot something into a trash can and actually make it instead of missing horribly. Or when pumping gasoline and I get it to land riiiiiiight on the $10.00 mark. It's the little things.
And I've recently quit smoking! Woo-hoo, yay for me!
I've been told that I can do a really good Michael Caine impression. I can also make a mean grilled tilapia, for what it's worth.
Oh yeah! Almost forgot--I can do that one trick with a yo-yo where you make it roll on the ground. (That one gets alllll the ladies all hot and bothered)
Whenever I read anything silently to myself I almost always do so in Morgan Freeman's voice.