35Salem, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a dynamic person. Recently single as of 1/17. Pretty busy but I can make time for the right person.
What I’m doing with my life
Stand up comedy and pizza delivery are my main muses presently.
I’m really good at
Helping other people, it makes me feel good in the heart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like books by the likes of Cormac McCarthy, Haruki Murakami and that sort of serious ilk. Sometimes I just want to unwind with a good Sedaris book and laugh. If you don't read, we might not get along all that well.

My musical tastes are all over the board, when I say "I like everything", I truly mean it, I'm not just saying that to try to hide that don't actually like music or don't know anything about it. I like a lot of underground stuff, but I'm past the point of denying talent of something that gets popular. Recently plays include The Replacements, Drive by Truckers and Killer Mike.

On tv and film I like anything that doesn't insult my intelligence. Comedy, drama, it's all good as long as it's well done, some recent shows I've been watching are: Archer, House of Cards, The Increasingly Poor decisions of Todd Margaret to name a few. In the film department I'm more into directors and aesthetic than individual films.

I eat anything except mushrooms and fish, and I'll make exception for either. When I choose to go out to eat it's usually thai, or bbq.
Six things I could never do without
Something to read
A game to play
Food to eat
Soda. Actually, just carbonation, it tickles my throat
Someone to laugh at me
An instrument to play
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people laugh
Why people vote against their own self interests
Where the common ground is with someone I disagree with
On a typical Friday night I am
I do stand up comedy, so hopefully at a show, making people laugh. If I don't have a gig I usually meet up with some friends for a little bit of "whatever they are doing". Days of the week don't mean a whole lot when you work a service industry schedule besides when to show up.
You should message me if
You want to go for a bike ride.
You play ingress. (Go resistance)
Your older siblings picked on you.
The two of us