32Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
Let's travel to weird places and watch Netflix. I'll bring the tacos
What I’m doing with my life
I think making the world a better place starts at home I try to do my part

I work as a Paramedic and will bridge over to earn my RN in another year or two

Enjoying life by not being afraid of it. Most of my good stories are tales of misadventure anyway!
I’m really good at
Reeaally dark humor and making the mundane exciting
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have a gift with words despite my terrible potty mouth. If I had a huge mole in the middle of my forehead it would probably be that
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: House of Leaves, The Greatest Show on Earth, Fight Club, Brave New World
Movies: Waynes World, Fight Club, Animal House, Snatch, Lost in Translation
Food: Shrimp, Crab, Lobster and crawfish are the devils toenail clippings and I'll have nothing to do with them. Everything else and I are on a friendly basis
Shows: I'm kind of impatient with shows so I'll binge watch them when they come out on Netflix
Music: there's probably at least one song by every artist/band that I like, however, my heart is 90's grunge and alternative. Dave Grohl is my man crush
Six things I could never do without
I feel like I could do without most things if I had to...running water sure is nice though :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome the Zombie apocalypse would be and how even awesomer it would be if I had juuuust a months notice :)

If I could actually be a pirate

Dude stuff...but not sports
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't really have a typical. Sometimes I'm on duty scraping people off the streets (not literally), or stirring up trouble with friends, or enjoying R&R at home with my phone off. Just depends :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Don't really have anything to private =\ if anything I share to much
You should message me if
a) you're into science
b) possess a "Damn the Torpedoes!!" attitude
c) You'd be down for building forts and having a Nerf gun fight
d) snort when you laugh
e) think nature is awesome
f) can play in the dirt and still clean up fancy
g) can appreciate a Mac n cheese and box wine kind of night as well as a nice restaurant and bottle service kind of night
h) can drive a standard transmission
The two of us