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My self-summary
I am calm in the storm and easily excite over silly things

Life is pretty awesome :) especially considering the alternative...

Mean people suck and dogs are awesome

I think Delaware might be a really nice place based on not ever hearing about it in the news.

I believe that if a person takes a scientific approach to everything they do, they will draw better conclusions and be all the more enriched. Yes, I won a lot of science fairs in school ::checks pocket protector::

I actually enjoy washing dishes but can imagine a hell no worse than folding and putting away a giant pile (or in my case a mound) of laundry. Being stuck in an elevator with a bunch of hipsters would make for a close second...

Most music doesn't sound enjoyable to me unless it is played at uncomfortable volumes...especially Motley Crüe

I like my coffee black, my bourbon in a snifter and my steaks rare
What I’m doing with my life
I think making the world a better place starts at home, so I'd like to think im doing my part.

I work as a Paramedic and will bridge over to earn my RN in another year or two

Enjoying life by not being afraid of it. Most of my good stories are tales of misadventure anyway!
I’m really good at
Being a Paramedic, proof reading, inserting inappropriate humor into conversations, cheesy puns and just about anything related to camping except for hunting...which I'm terrible at =\

I'm also a half way decent cook and am pretty good at rigging weird gadgets (especially on camping trips)
The first things people usually notice about me
Not sure really...if I had a freakishly large mole in the middle of my forehead then it would probably be that.

I'm kinda tall...sort of a smart ass =\
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: House of Leaves, The Greatest Show on Earth, Fight Club, Brave New World
Movies: Waynes World, Fight Club, Animal House, Snatch, Lost in Translation
Food: Shrimp, Crab, Lobster and crawfish are the devils toenail clippings and I'll have nothing to do with them. Everything else and I are on a friendly basis
Shows: I'll watch T.V. at work...sorta, but don't at home
Music: I don't even know where to start. I'm a 90's grunge and oldies rock kinda guy. Some new stuff is kinda cool but a lot of it is just noise. I like some classical but am pretty picky.
The six things I could never do without
I feel like I could do without most things if I had to...running water sure is nice though :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome the Zombie apocalypse would be and how even awesomer it would be if I had juuuust a months notice :)

If I could actually be a pirate

Dude stuff...but not sports
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't really have a typical. Sometimes I'm on duty scraping people off the streets (not literally), or stirring up trouble with friends, or enjoying R&R at home with my phone off. Just depends :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no inhibitions aside from dancing
You should message me if
a) you're into science
b) possess a "Damn the Torpedoes!!" attitude
c) You'd be down for building forts and having a Nerf gun fight
d) snort when you laugh
e) think nature is awesome
f) can play in the dirt and still clean up fancy
g) can appreciate a Mac n cheese and box wine kind of night as well as a nice restaurant and bottle service kind of night
h) can drive a standard transmission