expectedEV
37 Dearborn Heights, United States
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My self-summary
I will try to spare all of you by not writing another boring homogenous profile……It feels at times that I am reading the same profile just with different pictures. Everyone likes movies, music, traveling etc…..it is part of being a human being.

I'm 35 but am often told that I look 25-27. I guess I have Ralph Macchio syndrome. Wasn't that guy like 40 when he did the Karate kid? Although I have noticed two gray hairs on the side of my head. I have mixed emotions about them. They are gray but then again I still have them on my head. Once they get past, that, people often say I am funny. My humor can be anywhere from dry, vulgar, to self deprecating…..I f you can't laugh at yourself then what fun would life be. I'm also a non conformist at heart. I can't help not following the crowd, it is just who I am. I'm loyal to a fault sometimes and wear my emotions on my sleeve. I am independent emotionally. I don't need to always be around people and like my me time to reflect on things.

I try to maintain a healthy lifestyle. No drugs, smoking, or excessive drinking. I try to eat relatively healthy. This means I don't eat fast food unless absolutely necessary and I go for vegetables instead of fries.

On our first date I expect you to cook me dinner, massage my back, and feed me grapes by the pool…..Just kidding, that was what I had planned for the 2nd date. If there were more than 24 hours in a day then we could spend time doing this. Spend a day at the beach. Michigan only offers us those 100 days of summer and I try to take advantage of every single one. I love being by the water. Instead of the beach we could do your boat (cuz I don't have one). Then we are off to the casino for a night of gambling. Truth be told, I am not much of a gambler but I do love playing some poker. I like a woman who has a little bit of gamble in her. Adventure and risk always spices things up a bit. Finally, a night of dancing to either cheesy 80s music or top 40. Most people think they are good dancers but no one knows for sure. I have been told that I am but haven't taken anytime to study film on my technique. I'll let you be the judge.

I am approaching this site with the philosophy of quality over quantity. I'm not trying to hit up every girl in the metro area to see if something sticks. I am genuinely looking for someone that I connect with mentally and physically. I want to meet someone that has opinions and tastes of their own. Life and relationships would be so boring if we agreed on everything. I want to be challenged and opened up to experiences that I might not of otherwise. I prefer someone who is medium maintenance. This means you should care about how you present yourself but not live in a mirror…..just meet me half way.

So if you've laughed, cried, or have been completely offended that I expect you to feed me grapes (lighten up, I'm kidding), then I have at least gotten a reaction out of you. If you've liked what you've read or your instincts tell you that I would be fun to meet then feel free to drop me a message. I promise I will try to entertain =)

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I’m really good at
Making people laugh at my own expense
The first things people usually notice about me
My large lips
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Arcade Fire, Band of Horses, Phoenix, The Strokes, The Shins, The Cure, Neil Young, Dismemberment Plan, Weezer, Pearl Jam, and so many more.

TV: Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, The Wire.
The six things I could never do without
Took liberties to do extras:
1.) Friends and Family

2) Music

3) Golf and Soccer

4) Money

5) my laptop

6) Toothbrush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I want to do for the rest of my life career wise
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, or just relaxing from the long work week.
You should message me if
You liked this profile..kind of obvious
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