exploringtastes
35Westminster, United States
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My self-summary
Ever notice its only white people who enjoy potentially fatal recreations? Rock climbing, snow caving, avalanche training...keepin' it extreme bro! It's like great privilege becomes boring and adversity must be artificially invented. I read an article which mentioned "hardcore" climbers stick tubes up their bum so they don't have to stop to take care of business. oh. hell. naw. They won't let their friends drive drunk though. "You're not drivin' bro. Chelsea, call a cab! " Everyone's got a friend named Chelsea, right? They should make a sequel to "dude, where's my car" called "dude, where's my avalanche beacon" Everyone's got an avalanche beacon, right? I wish it was avalanche bacon, then I'd risk my life too. yum. What's the next privileged thrill, voluntary slavery? If that happens I bet money it starts in Portland. Obviously they'll be an an organically run hipster pre-civil war re-enactment camp where white people hang out for the weekend like its a spa retreat. "OMG have you tried slavery!? It totes changed my life forevs"

But, for real... I'm a middle eastern guy who you may mistake for eddie murphy. If you see a Persian wearing a leather suit and gloves with a ring on top, its probably me. I'd be interested in exploring thangs (yeah, I spelt it like that) with anyone who embraces their genuine point of view. lets share some silly dance moves, a lush cocktail, a rooftop, sneaking into a hotel pool, my guns n' roses t-shirt, cab fare, or my umbrella during its lifespan of 5-10 minutes.

If you watch and enjoy the HBO show GIRLS, we'll get along swimmingly. Why don't more men watch it? There's so much honesty about male/female psychology, at least way more than the typical hollywood movie, which usually gives such bad implied advice about dating. I feel bad for the poor bastards that listen to the advice. Anyway, Lena Dunham is my female hero.
What I’m doing with my life
Software innovator pursuing a new career in voice-over for animation...I'm ready to slate.
I’m really good at
Having threesomes with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth, shakin up a fancy cocktail, impersonating Old Gregg

Not getting certified in OM.

oh, and understanding your emotions. Awww.
The first things people usually notice about me
my smile, my affinity for sneakers and food, my loud boisterous personality, all the fun voices I use to express myself...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books {The stranger, lolita, great gatsby, franny and zooey, 9 stories, house of leaves...and all the stuff I read in my 10th grade English class was straight baller }

Music { Kings of Leon, Radiohead, GZA, Cinematic Orchestra, Zero 7...60s Detroit funk/soul, list goes on }

Food {Persian food all day, but anything with lots of flavor }

TV { GIRLS! Orphan black, Blue is the warmest color, any movies with Juno Temple or Marisa Tomei (esp happy accidents }
Six things I could never do without
hood shit, records, laughter, good food, my shoe and sock game, my cast iron skillet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make my car fly

The ingredients for my next smoothie, which when successful, I typically dub "fruit butter"

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On a typical Friday night I am
Attending my weekly wild "Bingo Night" at the local nursing home. If you behave, I'll see what I can do about getting you a team jersey...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
sometimes I forget why I walked into the kitchen, and then I realize I'm asleep.
You should message me if
you think you're ready for this jelly...
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