103Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
I am an eggstremely intelligent man with a dark side. Kinda like Rainbow Dash. I love My Little Pony. I enjoy high fashion, nights out on the town (a la my fedora), and chatting up hot women (white only sorry). I'm not racist, just cultural-specific. I consider the most important things in a woman to be her boobies, her love canal, and her cooking and cleaning skills.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a diamond in a rhinestone world.
I’m really good at
Making you cum, winning any argument ever, setting trends, shocking all with my top-notch class and intelligence.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sexy fedora and enormously large bulge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite book: 50 Shades of Grey (I love it rough)
Shows: My Little Pony
Music: Korn, ICP, Slipknot, Jbiebs
Six things I could never do without
My wenis
Hot chicks
My Little Pony
My Fedora
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the sex
On a typical Friday night I am
ejaculating into a My Little Pony patterned tissue
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
one time i came so hard i fell over
You should message me if
you have big tits and are a virgin
The two of us