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My self-summary
i am emerging from 10 years of an uphill battle and am looking for a little inspiration. i like smarty pants, overachievers, and people lacking verbal filters. i frequently laugh until my stomach cramps, i can bring home the bacon AND fry it in a pan, and have the coolest 2 kids in the known world. i am heavily tattooed, but balance that with an intellect that is hard to keep up with. i am an explorer and adventurer, and have a genuine desire to see everything i can on this beautiful planet of ours.

i am a black peppercorn in a sea of table salt...
What I’m doing with my life
i am currently in school. i suppose i will give myself the label of "professional student". i have a minor in spanish, but an currently 3 semester shy of a B.S. in nursing at USA. it is my goal to get my masters soon, but i am going to take a well deserved break and smell some roses first! i want to travel the world and help the masses while teaching my kids the ways of it all. i have been an artist/singer/hairdresser/business owner for the past 17 years, and am new to the role of the starving student, but it is teaching us all to enjoy the little things that life is full of. i am a mother of two, a 10 year old daughter, and an 8 year old son. we have little fritz the chihuahua, pedro the wonder shepard, piggy stardust, the 200 pound house pig, and bruno the cockatiel. liking animals is a must. my house is a beautiful circus.
I’m really good at
everything...but i can't seem to get the hang of karate.
The first things people usually notice about me
well i would hope it would be my electrifying magnetism...but it's probably the toilet paper stuck to my shoe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
most of what i read now pertains to bodily functions, but i love kahlil gibran on a rainy day, shel silverstein. rod mckuen, david sedaris, and skanky gossip rags will keep me up past my bedtime. reading ghost stories to my kids is one of my favorite things to do, and i read appliance manuals from cover to cover.

i love movies...pretty much all of them, but anything with muppets (the Dark Crystal is worthy of a thesis), Walk Hard truly never gets old,and Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is the most bittersweet commentary on the human condition that i have ever laughed at. i love westerns! sometimes i watch them all damn day...i would definitely have run away with the indians. i swoon over anything tim burton touches, and LOVE horror films, although i am scared of my own shadow and will be sitting on your lap before the opening credits are finished.

i cook everyday and consider it an artform, i will try anything once, and my kids will order squid over chicken anytime.thai and indian are probably my favorites, though. i like everything spicy, i'm a condiment junkie, i put fish sauce on everything, and i would rather eat cheese than cake. homemade blackberry cobbler with vanilla bean ice cream is better than most things on the planet...

my daughter was born at a dave mathew's concert, and my son is named after jimi hedrix, so yeah, i like a good guitar riff as much as the next music junkie. dave matthews, the counting crows, the cure, journey...if it can't be cured with a few hundred martinis and steve perry, abandon all hope! the ramones, violent femmes, danzig, and i usually have season tickets to the symphony...iv'e licked lenny kravitz's tattoos, seen slash in his skivies, and washed willie nelson's hair.the steel guitar makes me weak in the knees, and i sing the hell out of some blues.
Six things I could never do without
1. my glasses/contacts
2. my babies
3. a stiff drink
4. a good long laugh
5. intelligent conversation
6. garlic chili sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- how in the hell did i get myself into this?
-why can't i live 15 lives simultaneously?
-i wish i had 8 arms because i really love tattoos and am scared to move on to my ribs...
-why do cheese and olives and wine have to have so many calories?
-where have all the cowboys gone?
- where can i live on a self sustaining farm full of fruits of the earth and fuzzy creatures AND be close to a city that never sleeps?

how this site is sadly more of a testament to the pathology of WHY these people are single more than interesting people blowing smoke up my ass...if you are CreepyMcDouchebag, mr. send-a-dick-pic, Lookin-for-mamma, or say things like "what up lil' G"...please pretend that you never saw this profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
exhausted, cooking something fabulous, drinking something strong...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i am very passionate, and sensitive. i need a person who can deal with that, and who can be strong enough to be alpha over a pretty wild beast sometimes. i would like to be able to feel secure, and safe, and like a pretty girl sometimes. being that i was in charge of everything in my previous marriage, i would really like to meet someone who can take care of business like a grown up...on several different levels.

i have curves, and muscles, and a few soft places. i have babies and they left their own tattoos on my belly.i am not a skinny girl. that being said, i am not a fat girl, either. i fluctuate from a 14 to an 18, depending on how hedonistic i am being at the time. i feel the need to drive this point into the ground so that you don't treat me like i just car jacked you, should we ever meet.

i am ridiculously impulsive and overkill is my middle name, but i am am usually over it just as intensely as it began...the ones that linger kill me.
You should message me if
you are open minded, and said mind is warped...you are brilliant and can make me laugh...you are a smooth talkin' fool...man i love those.
if you are someone who can turn a regular day into an adventure. sometimes i just want someone to take the lead and show me a good time, you know? i was born a rockstar, but this go round, i want someone who has a vast field of interests outside of the scene as well.
...if you speak spanish fluently, i could really use a chatting partner to help turn me into a conversational wizard.
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