31Taipei, Taiwan
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My self-summary
I like kittens, cuddling, and long walks on the beach. Two of those are serious. I'll let you guess which.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a serial internet entrepreneur with a track record of awesome yet spectacularly unprofitable companies. I also run a small web consultancy that, although not quite as cool, pays for whiskey and groceries.

I've been in Taiwan for the past few years, trying my best to work as little as possible, and taking the extra time to explore interests I didn't even know I had--things like backpacking, surfing, and wearing pants.
I’m really good at
Speaking Chinese with a ridiculous accent to cover up the fact I'm not exactly sure what I'm saying.

Falling asleep in the bath.

People watching.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm direct and brutally honest. I can't fake being interested in someone or something that doesn't genuinely excite me. On the other hand, if I am excited about something (like bacon) you can be sure it's for real. Must be the sagittarius.
Six things I could never do without
Good food
Good company
A sense of humor
The ocean
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I turn into a sad panda when people only talk to me because they think my cats are cute. If you're going to open with 你的貓咪好可愛, just don't.

I drove a scooter into an old lady. Totally her fault.
You should message me if
- You understand sarcasm, are at least as mature as me, and generally have your shit together.

- You laughed at least once reading my profile and would like to hear more bad jokes.

- You agree that bulleted lists are an effective method of communicating requirements.
The two of us