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My self-summary
My relationship with okcupid is that this is basically an electronic terrarium full of people, and I get to tap my finger on the glass.

On the subject of hitting the like button for other men: http://youtu.be/pPyuZ6ZTqmo

I have entered this weird phase of social combativeness, where I fight society by going outside wearing pajamas and feeling sort of great about it. In general I am defined by an abnormal growth leading to a strange adult phase I half dread and half revel in. It is a weird world.


I am nail biting, nose picking, and acid drinking
What I’m doing with my life
Giving okcupiders protips: The douchebags aren't going to read your profile so stop stunting its awesomeness by filling it with douchebag avoidence measures.

I go by many names:

DJ White phunk
aka fine-stein
aka That Fucking Abe Lincoln
aka Chunk N White
aka Silica Synthestra
aka The Doc MacMurder
aka Socratic Flabbius Sophisticus
aka White Phunk 2000
aka Jewseff Islam
aka AmishBeardTech

I am trying to write a comic book script.

Posting gaming clips nobody cares about: http://youtu.be/gHH5nV6mHY4

Serially posting tweets informing the public how jesus feels about america.

Match indexing a lot, like, a lot a lot.
I’m really good at
Walking slowly, lackadaisically, meaninglessly without remorse. (well, now with some remorse)

Daring to be ugly in a mediocre world.

Being energy conservative.

Losing cool things that I like and getting sad about losing them, but then moving on .

Crying upon witnessing love and authenticity
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a hairy, neckbearded, fatty that can at times, resemble Hurley from L O S T
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Look, let me get this out of the way. My favorite has, is, and always will be Robot jox. Yeah I know, low budget, simple, boring. I saw that thing when I was knee high and it had a fist powered by a rocket slamming into a giant robot's chest. I knew it was the one. Perhaps this would have been the catalyst to a career in robotics but I chose underachievement and the internet instead. But that movie is pure stop motion heaven for me.

There are a lot of things problematic with Flash Gordon least of which is a Fu Manchu'd Max Von Sydow but I just can't help feel its glory radiate through my being. GORDON"S ALIVE?!

How many unironic smiles occur in the unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt? Absolute joy to watch.

from Dreamland: The way out of Juarez by Charles Bowden
"Reach for it, now snort or swallow or inject or light up or something, but for God's sakes reach for it, and don't ask what it is, no, no, no. Look in your purse or your wallet or your shirt pocket or your medicine chest. Or open up your heart and stare into the loneliness, train horn blowing after midnight and the bed is cold. The city lives under this appetite and on this appetite, lives because of the blues in faraway places, lives because after-hours lust in small towns and tired crossroads, lives on guns and death and money and nerves because the wide world craves an end to the emptiness..."

Janelle Monae is a fancy footwork beast of a vocalist.

Parliament and Funkadelic are music geniuses

La mort sur le Dancefloor!

Check out the proto men -Act II for a delicious music blender experience

Deniece williams makes for good bay staring music
The six things I could never do without
I would die without fakeberry products, music 25 years older than I am, loose clothing, circular frames and fancy hats (one thing), facial hair, and youtube clips of corgis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't, mang, I don't know. Death? A lot about death. It is sort of the great nullification of all things. What morals, standards, achievements, failures last with you into the unknown? How do these things persist as important to you when you don't exist. Is it all just vanity? Vanity and cruelty then nothingness. Faith seems to be some sort of mental solvent, but if it is just ignorance that doesn't feel particularly uplifting. Though with death, maybe disgust toward ignorance is just another form of hubris. A petty personifier that amounts to nothing.

Panpsychism - Check out this David Chalmers TED talk, infinitely more interesting than me.
On a typical Friday night I am
On the x-box.

Now featuring: "at work" and "playing 5th ed"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
it is surprising the joy I gain from seeing Burt Reynolds covered in petroleum jelly

Sometimes I chew my nails, and sometimes the nails split, and they pinch my tongue and i suddenly remember I'm a grown ass man.
You should message me if
Listen, im not looking for anything, that "new friends" is real, but even then I have a lot of friends in the RL, so pen pal is really the type of friend I am looking for. Conversation sparring buddy. And maybe I suck at conversation while on this medium, but that just means I need more conversation to not suck.

You should definitely message me if you need some psuedo sage like advice about uncertainty and doing the best you can in life. A project we enter into not by choice but by force, having to figure out if is great or some bullshit or a race or a free for all. Where we can be destroyed by being vulnerable at the wrong time or innervated by thoughtfulness at the right time. It is a mess, it is...a ball of confusion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyMPXvpvkI8