24 Cambridge, United States
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My self-summary
My name starts with two A's. I'll give you one guess.

I used to live near St. Louis but now I don't.

I'm here to find someone who does subtitles for porn, because I'm not sure where else to look and I have to know what that's like.
What I’m doing with my life
Creating purpose in my limited accidental existence. Doing what sounds good, avoiding what sounds bad. Doing the bad things anyway.

I learned to make computers do funny things and now MIT gives me sandwich vouchers to think about beeps and boops.
I’m really good at
Being Warm, Beard Trimming, Car Karaoke, Learning New Tricks, Google-ing, The Penis Game, Playing Easy Songs Written By Other People, Craps, Chopsticks, Ping Pong, Getting to the Point, Napping, Using My Hands to Catch Things

I've been told I'm very consistent and available. I can advocate an unpopular opinion. I apparently give good advice and at a wedding, several middle-aged women said I was a good dancer, so I have that going for me, which is nice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't mind saying what everyone else is thinking. I look older than my age. Face hair. I have trouble sitting still. Long eyelashes, long explanations.
The six things I could never do without
The Ability to Speak Freely
A Beard Trimmer
A Computer (Video Games, Music, Reddit)
Lazy Sundays
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The human psychological attraction to religion. The hordes of alien species that most likely exist and the impossibility of ever meeting them. Why love has Darwinian benefit. How the cells in my body have formed a Ship of Theseus and what that means to my sense of self.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pregaming and singing like an idiot in my apartment with close friends. Lights, Laughs, Fog, Dancing, Drinks. Drunk Cigarettes. Drunk Food. Learning a new song on guitar and then forgetting it. On occasion, sippin' whiskey and movin' meeples.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I finished the "complete your profile" progress bar on the okcupid sidebar because I like meaningless achievements. And... I sorta... accidentally tasted my own pee once.
You should message me if
You're a girl.
You're not a boy.
You can have fun even if there's nothing to do and plenty of places to do it.
Say "Beards" out loud. If you smiled.
Especially if you're a redhead.
You want to message me and you're hesitating.