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My self-summary
I love reading, writing, but not arithmetic.

I'm a nerdy kiwi girl - ! i love playing guitar, singing whenever and wherever, comics and all things geeky and awesome.

Music is my fuel that gets me through the day! Some of my favourite bands are deftones, feist, bloc party, vampire weekend, fleetwood mac, guns n roses, florence + the machine, smashing pumpkins, angus and julia stone, johnny cash, placebo, and much much more!

I love pop culture and british comedy! particularly ricky gervais, noel fielding, rob brydon, johnathan ross, richard ayoade, ross noble, michael mcintryre, alan davies, bill bailey, sarah milican, miranda hart, sean lock, david mitchell & jimmy carr.

i also have a strange fascination with Wales. i also know nothing of cars but love top gear.

I am clumsy, humorous, and bubbly. I also like making bad jokes and puns, watching football (or soccer, if you please), traveling the world and candy.
I’m really good at
self deprecating humor, quick wit, retaining useless information, quoting things, singing out loud with my ipod, bargain hunting, baking. I'm also pretty fierce when it comes to trivia games, or being the banker in monopoly.

i have an insanely good memory for movie quotes and song lyrics. especially step brothers, zoolander, harry potter, star wars and anchorman. (your voice is like a combination of fergie and jesus, by the way).
The first things people usually notice about me
me tripping over/walking into something. then my smile, or my 'disney princess eyes'. and fact that i am really tall and i still wear heels :D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
silver linings playbook, divergent, jane austen, x-men, stardust, neil gaiman, the runaways, greek mythology, lolita, alan moore, the hunger games, tomorrow when the war began, miranda hart: is it just me?, percy jackson, life of pi & harry potter.

step brothers, the room, star wars, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, a walk to remember, ghost town, life of pi, mental, school of rock, rocky horror picture show, anchor man, music and lyrics, mars attacks!, the invention of lying, zoolander, stranger than fiction, Lolita, the neverending story, love actually, the watch, anything with will ferrell, the golden compass, les mis, stardust, shaun of the dead, the trip.

brit comedies! black books, little Britain, gavin & stacey, the IT crowd, big fat quiz, QI, 8 out of 10 cats, come fly with me, ab fab, community, the mentalist, big bang theroy, glee, summer heights high, Top Gear, the walking dead, dr who, new girl, pramface, south park, family guy, never mind the buzzcocks, flight of the concords - also, just started game of thrones! (errhhhmegerrd, what took me so long!).

feist, kasabian, broken social scene, a perfect circle, lana del rey, thrice, tegan and sara, john mayer, flight of the concords, deftones, guns n roses, avenged sevenfold, florence + the machine, catatonia, placebo, smashing pumpkins, fleetwood mac, the kills, death cab for cutie, the postal service, pete murray, the xx, sublime, fiona apple, queens of the stoneage, the foo fighters, weird al

cheese, mac n cheese, candy floss, yorkshire pud, thai food, tirramisu.
Six things I could never do without
- music. i seriously cannot function if i haven't listened to music on the way to work...its like caffeine for my ears :D
-long hot showers
-hot chocolate
-family (awwww)
-endorphins (feel goooood)
-the air that i breathe, and to looooove you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
t-rex, velociraptors and cheese.

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting, Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
On a typical Friday night I am
learning how to play magic the gathering & dnd.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
im seriously clumsy. i've fallen off a cliff and not broken a bone (but looked like i won a bar fight), and tripped over and broken an elbow. and i'll pronounce words really strangely.
You should message me if
you thought my lame jokes were funny? or even if you didn't, thats cool. you just should.

or if you would like a girl to play guitar and serenade you!
The two of us