35Wasilla, United States
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My self-summary
Good evening, I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is Hydrogen, and I come from a low-income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. I have stolen many things and been in many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire. In addition to this, I have had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In contrast, and despite the lack of legitimate evidence, I believe you to have been involved in a fair amount of homosexual activities; activities I and my companions look down upon. I am so much stronger than you, and my powers of rhetoric so much greater than yours, that you could employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight with me; but I, of course, would prevail because I am stronger than you. I'm sure I needn't remind you of my place of birth, wherein as I explained before, the living conditions are much worse than in your city of residence. I would like to stop here for a moment and remind you that I am orating with little or no prior preparation (an act commonly referred to as "freestyling"). Once again, and I think this bears repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am, in fact, much stronger and have endured a larger number of hardships than you; hardships that have left me with aggressive behavior and an imposing demeanor which I believe frightens you. I know of a woman with whom you have had sexual intercourse. I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman, and she complained to me of your less-than-exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me, in graphic detail, the dimensions and particulars of your genitals; and I tell you what she said was NOT very generous, sir. In conclusion, I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument: you, sir, are a weak, timid, and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live is not nearly as difficult to live in, nor is in such a high state of disrepair as mine. I am the superior monologist in this debate and any claim to the contrary will result in physical violence and perhaps even death.

*"rap battle translated", hydrogen vs. boost, sometime in 2010.
What I’m doing with my life
doing pretty well now, im gonna skip the late term abortion.
I’m really good at
with the internet
its hard to not have a clue
we ruined hikus

also i am relatively skilled at (with no credentials); awesome rock masonry art, including fireplaces and whatnot.. technical automotive stuff, electrical systems, basic and restorative computer/device and network maintenance, hanging out with scientists and professionals without them knowing i'm a hack, um, and i'm fairly good at finding and soaking up science and knowledge.
The first things people usually notice about me
i can't say. after talking, perhaps that i'm friendly and enjoyable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
michael chrichton books are pretty good. i enjoy live performance stuff sometimes. preferably other people pick the tunes, i get to hear new things that way. i like cooking and eating.. mostly meat, beans and veggies, good bread, noodles, i'll try almost anything.
Six things I could never do without
pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, half-brains, making love at midnight, dunes on the cape. i am into champagne. im nobodys poet. does anyone feel me on this one?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
i try to imagine the world from others perspectives and it's pretty terrifyingly vast.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably aware it's a friday. do i need to make a scatter plot?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a few carved wooden bowls and i'm fond of them for some reason. it's hard for me to accept... myself; without skepticism.
You should message me if
message me if you want to talk about anything you care about, hate, enjoy, whatever. maybe it will be fun. aaaaaand hit me up to check if i'm a dummy. i might surprise you with my wit, charm and somewhat limited knowledge.
The two of us