31 Plymouth Meeting, United States
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My self-summary
INFP but it changes depending on my mood when I take the test. Mom to a 6 1/2 year old and two elderly cats. Tattooed. Sidonglobophobic. I'm passionate about the things I care about and believe in, which isn't much. I lean pretty far to the left politically but not so far that I'm falling over. That being said, Trump can eat an entire bag of dicks. (But slut-shaming Melania is never okay.) I watch TV with the captions on, and I'm a childhood cancer survivor.

I respect all (intelligent) opinions, but love playing devil's advocate. That can sometimes make me come across as argumentative, but I'm really not.
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting it expertly.
I’m really good at
i suck at lying, but i'm awesome at spinning the truth in just the right way, which is actually kind of better than being good at lying.
The first things people usually notice about me
definitely the red hair. i get a lot of compliments on my eyes, glasses, and tattoos as well. i rarely show my true sense of humor to people i don't know that well, out of fear of offending them, but i'd like to think that people who know me well enough for me to be comfortable joking with would say i'm hilarious. (cuz i totally am.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books? What is "books"? Do they still have those? (I'm a big Neil Gaiman fan- "Good Omens" changed my life. Currently sludging my way through "futuristic violence and fancy suits" and "charlotte's web.")

Movies- harry potter, trainspotting, eternal sunshine, wristcutters: a love story, cloverfield, the little mermaid, the charlie brown christmas movie, the south park movie, hedwig and the angry inch, nightmare before christmas, rocky horror, the fault in our stars.

Shows- the unbreakable kimmy schmidt, supernatural, breaking bad, Orange is the New Black, The Walking Dead, always sunny, king of the hill, The Simpsons, South Park, Rocko's Modern Life, old school nickelodeon.. if it's on netflix or hulu, i'll probably give it a shot.
The six things I could never do without
Not sure I can come up with 6 right this moment, so I'll list what I can.
1. My phone.
2. A car (or some kind of personal conveyance.)
3. A microwave. My old one died recently and I decided to try to go without for a while and nearly starved to death.
4. Old fashioned words and expressions, like "now you're cookin' with gas!" or "well bully for you!" I also kinda have a thing for grammar. it borders on fetishist... oh baby, tell me a sentence that doesn't end in a preposition!
5. Sarcasm. It's literally more important to me than oxygen. Literally.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people do the things they do the way they do them. Psychology, medicine, art, history, lots of stuff.

science! new discoveries! water on the moon?? life on mars?? mapping the human genome?! wtf is the human genome?! who gives a shit, it's knowledge! the greatest quest of man! grab a fucking microscope, bitches!
On a typical Friday night I am
singing the national anthem at cockfights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i never shave my legs. not as a political statement or anything, i just have virtually no body hair whatsoever. i do it *maybe* 3-4 times a year, and you would never know. I have also never plucked/waxed my eyebrows. Again, because I don't have to. No unibrow here.
You should message me if
If you made it to the end of this profile and aren't thinking "damn, this bitch is long winded." i can be loquacious at times, sue me.

Call it a quirk, but I basically have one rule I absolutely won't bend. I won't sleep with someone without knowing their FULL name. Kinda seems like a no brainer but you'd be surprised..