Now that that's out of the way...
~INFP, but it changes depending on my mood when I take the test. ~Mom (primary guardian) to a 7 year old daughter and a 10 year old cat. ~Tattooed. ~Sidonglobophobic. ~Passionate about the things I care about and believe in. ~I lean pretty far to the left politically but not so far that I'm falling over. That being said, *Trump can eat an entire bag of dicks.* I watch TV with the captions on.
I respect all (intelligent) opinions, but love playing devil's advocate. That can sometimes make me come across as argumentative, but I'm really not.
"Heteroflexible": I'm mostly hetero, but every once in a while, a woman will catch my eye or attention and I can't help myself. I'd consider myself to be more "pansexual" as I'm attracted to personalities rather than genders, but I do still tend to gravitate toward men in general (although it's by no means a "rule.")
Diffusing tense situations, or making it worse. It's kinda 50/50.
Grammar, spelling, and punctuation. Any mistakes in this profile were intentional.
Movies- harry potter, trainspotting, eternal sunshine, wristcutters: a love story, cloverfield, the little mermaid, the charlie brown christmas movie, the south park movie, hedwig and the angry inch, nightmare before christmas, rocky horror, the fault in our stars.
Shows- the unbreakable kimmy schmidt, supernatural, breaking bad, Orange is the New Black, The Walking Dead, always sunny, king of the hill, The Simpsons, South Park, Rocko's Modern Life, old school nickelodeon.. if it's on netflix or hulu, i'll probably give it a shot.
Music- always been and always will be loyal to blink 182. Recently have started getting more into Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, Ed Sheeran... but I'm pretty open to all types. Really love The Mountain Goats too.
1. My phone.
2. A microwave. My old one died recently and I decided to try to go without for a while and nearly starved to death.
3. Internet memes. If you're a member of the UUUM community, we might as well go ahead and get married now.
4. Old fashioned words and expressions, like "now you're cookin' with gas!" or "well bully for you!" I also kinda have a thing for grammar. it borders on fetishist... oh baby, tell me a sentence that doesn't end in a preposition! I also enjoy using words like "bae" in an extremely ironic manner (I would NEVER use them seriously.)
5. Sarcasm. It's literally more important to me than oxygen. Literally.
science! new discoveries! water on the moon?? life on mars?? mapping the human genome?! wtf is the human genome?! who gives a shit, it's knowledge! the greatest quest of man! grab a fucking microscope, bitches!
Call it a quirk, but I basically have one rule I absolutely won't bend. I won't sleep with someone without knowing their FULL name. Kinda seems like a no brainer but you'd be surprised..