I suck with car repairs - that's why we have dealerships. I can change a tire and check my oil. After that, I'm ske-rewed.
I don't knit.
I've never had a gym membership. As I get older, tho, I think I might need one. We'll see what happens with that.
When I'm drunk, I'm not good at shutting the fuck up about semi-profound (boring) subjectmatter - it worked fine in college, but no one outside of acedemia wants to go deep on phenenomology.
I can't wear contacts. I've tried many times, but my body hates when I poke myself in the eye. Just don't work.