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My self-summary
My biography is not so interesting, it is like many of the other people who reside in the kingdom of OK Cupid. I was raised by wild wolves in the province of Tajikistan and at the age of three, I had proved myself an adapt hunter/gatherer before being rescued by Elstree social services.

After a tumultuous life involving firearms, nun running, drugs, violence but very little sex, I found myself working in the media industry which is all that you imagine it to be just more boring.

Yes I have met famous people, no I cannot remember who most of them are, especially footballers.

I am not one of the beautiful people.

I read, I write, I go out to do arty stuff when I can, I know a lot of comedian types and try to pass of their jokes as my own.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to take over the world.
I’m really good at
not taking over the world so settling for ruling Wigan.
The first things people usually notice about me
The crowd of worshippers that following me, begging to sacrifice their first born in return for a bountiful harvest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to mention.

Films - My tastes are quite broad and encompass art house to mainstream.

The Battle of Algiers/ Inception/ Dune/ Kiss Me Deadly/ Brazil/ Letter from an Unknown Woman/ Barry Lyndon/ Remains of the Day/ Last Year In Marienbad/ The Passenger/ There's Something About Mary/Ikiru/Seven Samurai/ The Conformist/ Mishima: A Life In Four Chapters, etc. etc.

I also like Philadelphia, yeah sorry about that but Denzel is terrific in it.

Books - I've been reading too much non-fiction and need to get back to fiction. I've recently finished Andre Malraux "Man's Fate". Also dig Ursula K. LeGuin, Herman Melville, Graham Greene and others. Just not Martin Amis.

I try to go to the theatre when I can but need more of an education in that area. I'm also completely musically illiterate and can oscillate from stuff like Kavinsky and Blue Foundation to Krystof Penderecki and Bruce Springsteen. I really have no taste but if it can carry a tune, I'll hum it (so says the man who also has a CD of Bulgarian sheep songs on the shelf).
Six things I could never do without
Zombie shelter.
Ammunition. Yeah I know it's seven. I'm a maverick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to survive the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. Shall I take over a Tesco or an Asda? What say you?

Or why none of us can ever walk away from Omelas.
On a typical Friday night I am
to be found smoking in an opium den, wearing a top hat and behaving decadently.

On a first date, I would take you to a junk yard, give you a rifle and we would spend the evening shooting rats... Or someone who works in advertising.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
will be revealed in my next best seller.
You should message me if
you're curious, funny, perverse, super intelligent, silly, sarcastic, compassionate, a poor shot, literate, confident and some other quality that would be surprising (will consider psychopaths). Self confessed weirdo's are especially welcome.
The two of us