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My self-summary
I've got a mutt and a parrot with no toes. Kids are fun to play with, but I can't lock them in a cage or put them in the back of my car on road trips (for some reason the law frowns upon that).

Words that make me happy: wanna dress up?

This summer I'll be working out of town and would love some pen pals to just shoot the shit with. It's an awesome opportunity that involves lots of hiking, nursing, and plenty of time to read. As well, I get to shadow at a state psychiatric hospital which is an absolute dream come true!

I like new things, new music, new adventures, new food, new places, anything that adds value to my life or broadens my horizon. Curious and open-minded. I dare you to shock me.

And finally- I wish everyday could be Halloween!

Think, think, think...
What I’m doing with my life
pursuing my NP in psych. my life is pretty much consumed by school at this point.

Nurse Ratched is my hero.

Trying to take over the world
I’m really good at
hostessing, cooking, having NO filter, finding stray animals, coming up w costumes, attempting to make said costumes, talking smack about authority, surprising people, making jello shots in mass quantities, sending cards, deciphering acronyms
The first things people usually notice about me
my glasses- sometimes the sexy secretary/librarian look goes a long way (that's just the feedback)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: travel authors, nonfiction, science/anthropology/nutrition/sociology
magazines: Architectural Digest, Bon Appetit, National Geographic

movies: no romantic comedies. cheeezzes

Fav movies ever: 1) Fantasia 2) Nightmare Before Christmas 3) Life is Beautiful 4) The Never Ending Story 5) Priscilla Queen of the Desert

Directors: Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest

shows: love the opera and live music

TV shows: The Daily Show, Parks and Recreation, The Soup, The Office, The Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, RuPaul's Drag Race, Project Runway, Hell Date (aaand Blind Date), Real Sex, Taxi Cab Confessions, Wife Swap, Doomsday Preppers, Paranormal Witness, Millionaire Matchmaker and Teen Mom (guilty pleasure! You are welcome to judge)

music: listen to any and all music (except country!). My favorites are modern jazz/funk (The Spam Allstars, Paquito D'Rivera, Fitz and the Tantrums), reggae (Bob, UB40, Steel Pulse), old and new hip-hop (Snoop Dogg, UGK, The Roots, Ludacris, Outkast), jam (The Greyboy Allstars, G Love and Special Sauce, Sublime, Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad, Government Mule), ambient/DJ (Thievery Corporation, Prefuse 73, Mark Farina), others (Portishead, Brand New, Tenacious D, The Avalanches, Animal Collective, Chromeo, Foster the People, Shakira, Lady Gaga, Dengue Fever, Santigold, No Doubt, Pixies) and classics (The Doors [note: I may or may not have sold my soul to Jim Morrison], Grateful Dead, The Beatles, CCR, British 60s pop- The Zombies, The Animals, Ten Years After). Oh, and NPR, particularly CarTalk on Saturdays!

food: I WILL EAT IT ALL! minus cucumbers, arugula, bell peppers, eggplant, okra, beets, and mushrooms
Six things I could never do without
my dog/friends/family/spirits
Art (Basquiat and Robert Mapplethorpe)
candles/things that smell good (so primal)
a knife (for cooking or survival when the zombie apocaplypse comes, duh)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
where I would like to travel
Where will I retire/ if I will survive until retirement
Who conceived the douche bag that just cut me off on the road
Why bad things happen to good people
How Paul Farmer is the messiah
On a typical Friday night I am
catching up with friends if I'm not working! if I'm really lucky, I'm dressed up in costume and being lit on fire or something silly crazy along those lines...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Jim Morrison owns half of my soul and Marc Jacobs has the other.
You should message me if
You bring something to the table
You can't easily be shocked or offended
You have not been admitted to a psychiatric facility
You would like to go to Haiti with me
You love Emilio Pucci
You love all things related to drag (queens and kings)
The two of us