Yes, I realize my name is unappealing and if I could change it I would make it NotLikelyToSurvivePassionBlast.
I'm a guitarist and a computer scientist. I like cars, video games, art and cooking. I try to modify anything I can.
I'm not sure why there is an increasingly vast amount of men viewing my profile. I changed my orientation to bi so I could justify it but, no, I don't like men (just penis in my butt no homo) ((that's not true either))
I believe in abstinence before marriage. JUST KIDDING! I like barbecue ribs, but I'm a not big fan of the Tai Pei chinese food that comes in that little container that you microwave for five minutes. There is not enough chicken and rice in the box; clearly, it does not match what is pictured. Also, the sauce is a little off. I just had some and I regret it. I'll never make that mistake again. Actually, it's not as bad as I'm making it sound. You might wanna give it a chance, but I don't recommend it.
I am human, alive, and warm-blooded
Making a list of foods I'm not gonna eat (without cheese)
Movies-The Lord of the Rings. I hate 2 minute battle scenes because I feel the suspense gets wasted too quickly. I also don't like movies with porcupines them in them.
Music-I hate rappers who sing about porcupines.
Food-Tai Pei... and The Lord of the Rings
2. Porcupine remover.
3. My Lord of the Rings cosplay outfit. (I like to dress up as the princess)
4. Roller skates.
5. Sperm whales
6. A tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, for eating and getting out of tight spaces.
-you're a nurse, I'm opposed to health insurance
-you can do backflips
-you're the Joker, I'm sorry for punching you when you tried to kill me, call me
-you play on steam
-'you're lookin good enough for a poke'
-you express time in terms of songs e.g
me: "It took me 8 tool songs to get here."
you: "mid album or end album songs?"
me: "end album"
you: "Holy shit dude, you live further than I thought."
me: "yea man"
you: "so what do you wanna do"
me: "i dont care its up to you"
you: "wanna go fuck around in walmart?"
me: "actually im gonna go back home and pet my dog"
you: "you dont have a dog..."
me: "i meant cactus"
you: "you dont have that either..."
me: "Im gonna go pet my cactus"
-and/or [insert any reason you want here]
-MILFS, MILFS, MILFS, MILFS, MILFS
You should NOT message me if:
-one of the main selling points about you is that 'you love to laugh'
-you wrote 'then it wouldn't be private' in your most private thing you are WILLING to admit
-you're 'X years young'
-you're shorter than 4 feet, if there was a biggest fear section here it would read: adults under 4 feet who chase you
-you have facial hair, herpes or a scrotum
-you have facial hair and herpes on your scrotum
-we are a 90%+ match, I answered my match questions in the worst possible way so that would make you a horrible person
-even 40% would make you pretty horrible but I can deal with it
-you're not ok with the fact that I only eat things with parents, parents who dearly loved their delicious offspring
-you're a crazy cat lady
-my inbox is full