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My self-summary
***must like chubby/fat chicks aka me***

I'm usually very bubbly and happy. Like to make fun of people a lot but that's just my way of showing affection!

I don't like people who talk a lot because then I can't talk a lot.

Artsy people are kickass.

I'm kinda like a puppy in a business suit. Cute but shouldn't be trusted with the company credit card.

I'm soft and squishy

I'm sensitive but I pretend I don't care. I'm a romantic stuck in a cynics body

I'm still trying to figure myself out but at the same time, I'm confident in who I am. What a pickle!

Cartoons and crafts

I work at Blick the art supply store. Who wants a discount?

No pussy grabbers please!
What I’m doing with my life
Disappointing my parents

Loljk but kinda...

I know that eventually, I would love to move to a farm and be surrounded by a bunch of rescue animals. Maybe even a goat.
I’m really good at
Getting free things. Pretending to know what everyone is talking about. Knowing useless facts that might not be true because my main source is the internets. Over thinking everything I do
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Big into classics like Frankenstein and Dracula. I need recommendations for more contemporary books before I start talking like I'm in a Jane Austen book.

Anything animated

Simpsons > family guy

Name a cartoon and I've probably seen it.

The music I can listen anytime, anywhere and will never get sick of- Band of Horses, Broken Bells, Radio Head, Grimes, Black Sabbath (Ozzy only of course)

I like chocolate and steak. Haven't tried them together... yet...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does anyone else get the cha-cha slide stuck in their head?

One hop this time

Also space and humanity and animals and can I put off doing my laundry another day?
On a typical Friday night I am
I like going to improv shows and laughing too loud or seeing shows at bars and dancing too much. But more often than not, I'm home, trying to make art and watching cartoons for inspiration
You should message me if
You like to make fun of people
You won't get weirded out if I act crazy every once in a while.
You wanna go camping
You wanna touch each other's butt both physically and mentally.