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My self-summary
***must like chubby/fat chicks aka me***

Sassy, sensitive, sleepy

Looking for someone who wants to hang out in the same room together but not necessarily paying attention to each other. I like communication, touching people's arms to show them that I like them, and taking naps.

Cartoons and art are pretty important to me. And my dog. And I guess my family.
What I’m doing with my life
Not living up to my parents' expectations but still doing better than average
I’m really good at
Getting free shit, telling pointless stories, winning arguments (not because I'm right but because I'm persistent)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Frankenstein, Dracula, bronte sisters, British lit in general, mythology

Anything animated

Simpsons > family guy

Band of Horses, Broken Bells, Radio Head, Grimes, Black Sabbath (Ozzy Only)

I wish I could be just a carnivore but I like chocolate and bread too much.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does anyone else get the cha-cha slide stuck in their head?

One hop this time

Also space and humanity and animals and can I put off doing my laundry another day?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at home watching the Simpsons and painting or out with friends at a bar, watching some bands. Empty bottle is one of my favorites.
You should message me if
Like holding hands
Like texting memes
Play in a band
Make art
Won't freak out when I act too emotional
Can handle non-chill girls
Don't wear dad shoes
Think that celebrities like Taylor Swift and Amy Schumer are the epitome of non-inclusive, white feminism and should not be idolized.
The two of us