You give me Goosebumps/Like RL Stine
I once saw a woman's online dating profile named 'BitchBong' and she had uploaded a picture of herself in blackface with a fake gun and a bandanna that read "real hip-hop" and I was so weirded out that I left OKCupid for 7 months.
To quote Jim Davis: "All comedy can be traced back to Garfield, and before that, God."
I have a huge Pringle in my Deltoid (Chip in my Shoulder) about this website, but here we all are!
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1) lay down with a 500-lb weight strapped to your forehead
2) see that there is a new okcupid visitor out of the corner of your eye
3) now sit up
i also do a weekly podcast ...if you're like "i wonder what this dude sounds like?", you can listen to it over here
I do the improvs sometimes, too, and I can carry a tune with the wind between my lips.
here is a poem:
The roses pass me by
without the love of a nose
music: weird al yankovic and danny brown
Reading: Be Here Now by Ram Dass, Trout Fishing in America by Richard Brautigan, In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust, The Ask by Sam Lipsyte and 100 Years of Solitude by G.G. Allin.
-steak juggling benihana chefs that toss food into your mouth like a sea otter
-a swimming pool that refills with your desired substance i.e. gravy, kool-aid, gold coints, etc.
-Slap Condoms (contraceptive like a slap bracelet)
-A washing machine that you can throw both dirty dishes and clothing into
-a freshness seal that has a picture of the artist Seal wearing cool sunglasses
This is usually how it goes.
R U that Somebody?